Lexxity

@history99917180 I’m working. Currently tweeting from a salon in Ghana.

Trying to think of a motivational tweet for all my twitter mates who are forced to work today. But, I couldn’t. Sorry. Hang on, you’re all contributing to my pension. So that must make you happy.

@almurray @OldRoberts953 @hiltonholloway £4014 kettle. Bargain!

@OldRoberts953 @hiltonholloway £394,000 bottle of salad dressing.

Mine is a £35,900 cutlery storage tray

@Orthofox312 @Scrapnic

@Scrapnic Hi medical doctor. Yes a glass a wine a week is high alcohol intake.

When I was an 8 y/o girlscout a police was lecturing us on alcohol use and alcoholism. He said ”Alcoholism is when someone drinks regularly” I said ”My parents like a glass of wine every Friday, are they alcoholics?” He looked me square in the eye and said ”Yes.”

@danbarker The Dyson haircare is undervalued. What else is? Also who on earth would buy Lalique salt and pepper grinders? We bought a bbq last weekend and discussed it! I just cannot fathom how you wouldn’t notice?

An odd thing about the things Peter Murrell bought: They're almost all really expensive things that an average person would guess to be much cheaper. Aside from the vehicles, there's about £60k of household items that someone would probably guess at less than £10k.

@ajsrugby He needs the summer off

HE'S BEEN BACK ONE WEEK AND HE'S ALREADY PICKING UP INJURIES. LET TOM CURRY HAVE A FUCKING BREAK...

@dashwoodard @bungarsargon I just knew you’d be American.

@bungarsargon People who can’t give up drinking alcohol say things like this as an excuse to drink. Anyone who has drank for years and then gives it up for more than a year knows exactly what this guy is talking about. Alcohol is an absolute negative on your life.

Actually, drinking wine with friends and family, sometimes more than you planned, getting messy and maudlin with loved ones, is what makes life worth living and is 10X as valuable as optimized workouts, apex podcasting, and whatever that is that he's selling on his wrist.

@DVSAgovuk have you tried booking a driving lesson? My eldest spent an hour this morning from 0600 and was 12500th in the queue and didn’t get one. It’s a mess. He’s been trying for weeks. @UKLabour @10DowningStreet @jreynoldsMP as my MP what is the plan?

@London__Smoke Good for you.

A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.

I’ve been writing about Andy Burnham in Manchester for a while. We’ve had a few run-ins but I think he has qualities that many people don’t appreciate and weaknesses that spell trouble. I wrote this for @ManchesterMill - I hope it’s insightful and fair. manchestermill.co.uk/stop-looking-f…

@cruiselifestyl @jjmmli

Drop your action or flying shots for Flyday Friday!

@JSS779 @AlaskaAir Welcome to Heathrow. You will learn to love circles.

It may be your inaugural flight @AlaskaAir but you're not jumping the queue ✈️😘

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@DWPgovuk Come on. Now join the dots as to why.

15 million people in the UK aren’t saving enough for retirement, warns the Pensions Commission in its interim report. Set up last year, it is examining ways to protect pensions for future generations, with a final report and recommendations due in early 2027. Key findings ⬇️

@SimonWalker166 I use a great app for my work and private travels.

@Lexxity I’m not on that many but will now have to count them

Manchester airport an absolute shambles again this morning. It pains me it’s so bad. What happened to my local airport?

@SimonWalker166 I’m on 92 airports so far and honestly Manchester is consistently terrible. I just do not understand why.

@Lexxity Every airport I have ever flown to from manchester, is better than manchester arrivals. Every airport I’ve flown from into manchester has better departures. Starting with the shambles drip off.

@kaymartint @lydwray @clarksshoes @NatWest_Help They emailed me a survey to complete. 🤪

@Lexxity @lydwray @clarksshoes @NatWest_Help Can't wait to hear your feedback!

@clarksshoes bought these 2 and a half weeks ago from your Denton store they are not work outdoors and the leather is falling apart. Instore refused an exchange or refund. Is this what classed as a quality good these days? These work in a carpeted environment.

@PaulMiles840 Just heartbreaking.

Transcript of the cockpit voice recorder from the final moments before UPS Flight 2976 crashed at the Louisville airport.

@lydwray @clarksshoes @NatWest_Help Truly.

@Lexxity @clarksshoes @NatWest_Help Appalling!