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@jstcwarrior Pple were always stupid. It's escalated to epic proportions. Selfishness as well.

The Pentagon has failed their yearly audit EIGHT times in a row. They are unable to explain where a TRILLION dollars goes. Not a single departmenent in the DOD has ever passed an audit. You are being robbed, and the federal government is laundering your money back to themselves.

I wish they still grew pot that was low THC and just gave you a great body high and made you laugh at everything instead of pot that gives you Joe Biden level dementia and existential dread. What do they put in that shit dude.

it's really funny how a person can go hours without texting back, but when you meet them irl they check their phone every minute.

us in another universe

hardest thing for me to grasp as an adult is you have to keep showing up no matter how you feel. you gotta do this shit sad, do it heartbroken, do it grieving, do it tired. life doesn’t care, it waits for nobody, you just have to keep going.

Also, the fact that college students saying they can’t afford to get their hair done is a reflection of the breakdown in community. Because why ain’t nobody on the campus doing $30-40 hairstyles no more? Where is the boy doing $10 cuts in his dorm?

Idk but you can actually tell how much your partner loves you with the way they eat your genitals 😭

Nobody likes you when you're depressed. Plain and simple. We can talk all day about mental health and how important it is, but the moment you are depressed, people start to distance themselves. They see you as negative, a burden, and someone too heavy to handle.

I’m gonna need the people who make bras to get together with the people who make tank tops and decide where the straps go.

saw an elderly couple push their walkers into the dispensary together #meandwho

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

Thank me already 😒💯

Men thinking our grandmas were happy is a product of women keeping their stories private & the culture of coddling men by not telling them things.

shades of green

This ate my ass right UP

The last ngga i was obsessed with wasn’t even my type fr i just be doing anything

the thing about me is im not an opportunist and i will burn that bridge. idgaf what you can do for me

in some ways being horribly neglected as a child and going through repeated tragedies gives you a major advantage in the being happy as an adult department, like basic stability feels absolutely incredible now

women, vagina is not vulva. Vulva is not vagina. this is one of the best videos I use to teach.

“do you smoke?” non smokers: “no” cig smokers: “yes” weed smokers: “smoke what?”