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„Wir leben im Moment einfach über unsere Verhältnisse“ – CDU-Experte fordert konsequente Kürzungen to.welt.de/NJJzeI2





A CNN reporter, a BBC reporter, and an Israeli commando are captured by Hamas in Gaza. The leader of the terrorists said he'd grant them each one last request before they were beheaded. The CNN Reporter said, "I’d like one last hamburger with fries.” The leader nodded and said it would be done. The BBC Reporter said, "I want to describe the scene here and what’s about to happen so my government knows I did the job until the end.” The leader nodded and said it would be done. Then he turned to the Israeli commando and said, “And what is your final wish?” “Kick me in the butt,” said the soldier. “Do not mock me, Jew.” “I’m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt.” So the terrorist leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the behind. The soldier went sprawling but rolled to his knees, pulled a pistol they hadn't found, and shot the leader dead. Then he grabbed a rifle from another terrorist and suddenly they were all dead or fleeing. "You could've done that all along?" asked the Brit. "Yeah, why did you want to be kicked in the butt?" asked the American. “If I hadn't," replied the Israeli, “You two would have reported that I was the aggressor."






Who gets silenced? Who gets protected? Who gets pushed out of public life? This is a matter of dignity, equality and diversity. This #IDAHOBIT, @UN_Women calls for a world where LGBTIQ+ people can live freely, safely and equally. Learn more: unwo.men/UvCo50Z0a2G #IDAHOBIT

“Have you even read Marx?” A. Yes. B. Even if I hadn’t, the idea that someone has to read thousands of pages of bullshit before they’re allowed to determine it’s bullshit is retarded. If I write a 3,000-page book explaining why slamming your dick in a car door cures cancer, nobody is obligated to read the whole thing to conclude I’m a fucking moron.

When terrorists are promoted to the leadership of the Palestinian Authority’s ruling party, the message is unmistakable: terror is being legitimized and rewarded. Yesterday, three declared terrorists were elected to Fatah’s highest institution, its Central Committee: • Marwan Barghouti, convicted terrorist serving multiple life sentences - topped the list from prison. • Zakaria Zubeidi, former terrorist commander responsible for deadly attacks - was elected as a member. • Taysir al-Bardini, another murderer, was also elected. And yes, incentivizing terrorists with Pay-for-Slay salaries will continue.











