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This is what happens when a generation is raised without Final Destination

Ladies and Gents. Need help pls. Do any of you know anyone who is a lookalike to one of the current Bokke players? Will pay R2000 referral bounty if your guy is picked. Pls RT for reach. Dankie!

i will get things done but i will crash out first. and i think its fair to honour the crashing out.

“i’ll get up early and finish the workpapers.”

✌️ Nibe safety, mkay?

Whitney has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

@justReesie 💜💜💜💜

Today my Halle pop turns 3. Oh mommy, you would’ve enjoyed this girl so much

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WFH means blasting Kylie while staring at the pool and choosing my lunchtime floating device.

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

In the early 2000’s a 50 to 60 year old retired baddie would wear one of the last two frames with some capris and a halter top and it would EAT!!!!!

I say “no worries” a lot for someone who’s been in a permanent state of panic for 20 years.

Happy birthday Mommy ♥️

@PaikinAndEggs @Nick_Frost PaikinAndX

*pronounces X like eggs*

I don’t know - maybe I’m old school, but this thing of constantly wanting to reinvent, or be unconventional at work is getting tired. It’s a job. I’m not there to be cool or edgy. Pay me my money and find your attachment, attached.

@FlySafair Eben Etzebeth or Bonang

Imagine cruising at 30,000 feet next to your celebrity crush? It’s Day 9 of our Big Valentine's Day Giveaway, and yes, there’s another R2 000 flight voucher up for grabs today, plus the grand prize on Valentine’s Day itself. To enter today’s draw, tell us in the comments which celebrity you'd love to be seated next to on a flight. Don’t forget to come back tomorrow for more fun and chances to win! T's&C's apply

I love when a taxi has a name or funny saying on it. Saw one that said ‘jy loer nog’.

Going to sleep knowing I haven’t seen a single sad Sir Alex Ferguson picture after full time for a whole month.