Ajoke 👑✨

Guy I never buy anything for myself this year 😭 I’ve been surviving man

I’m so glad my mouth don’t foam up in the corners when I talk 😭

nobody wey i hate pass people wey dey do man o war for university.

So tired I deserve a Chanel bag.

Me at the eye doctor, trying to guess the letters instead of admitting I can't see them

There’s absolutely no reason for me to be this broke. I’m such a good person.😭

“Come on, you Irons” Oponu agbalagba atoole olojukokoro oshi

All jokes aside, I need God to reimburse me.. I will not spend foolishly, I promise.

Gbese wey dey Nigeria youth neck for loan app nor be small

need to change my phone. need to get an apartment at the center of lagos. need to get a car. need to get a bigger shop for my mum. need to. need to. need to. life sucks, dawg.

Pouring raw egg inside noodles is a criminal behavior

Wetin concern me. If you like talk say no be foul 3 points secured. Cry 🪣🪣

Dear Haters, Cry today, cry tomorrow, cry forever. Sincerely Arsenal fans.

Only thing Angel has over Tumi is good English, they’re both terrible people imo

Girl to girl: My mom, your mom, our moms will never be replaced on our happy day 🥹❤️ Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing mothers out there

@m1nuyln2 Very shitty club

unfortunately brentford have absolutely nothing for us today.

i love when people tell me the tiniest details of their day - like you thought i deserved to know that you bought your fav snacks, saw two pigeon fight and spotted a heart shaped cloud???? how adorable.

Want to wear only his t shirt and just yap non sense things sitting on his lap while his hands wander all over me

If I set an alarm for 9:00 a.m. and wake up at 8:56 a.m., I assure you I’ll go back to sleep for those 4 minutes 😭

Am I the only one who has trouble sleeping when I go somewhere new, at least until the third night or so?”