Life-on-Sarz

@sainsburys Hi AJ, your programming sucks. I'd suggest that you complain, but you'd probably get another bot telling you to try again later.

@LifeOnSarz Hi there. I'm sorry you are having trouble checking out at the moment. We are aware of a technical issue and are working to fix this as soon as possible. Can I ask that you retry again a little later. Thanks, AJ

@sainsburys your reply bot needs adjusting to at least mimic a actual human.

@sainsburys @KittyBean57 No, Chloe. Not good enough. If we can't amend it to what we actually want due to an error at your end, we get to turn them away at the door. I'm not paying for your error.

@KittyBean57 You won't be able to amend this now Cat. Thanks, Chloe

@sainsburys Hi Sainsbury's, another customer struggling with your glitchy website this evening. Will my payment be accepted in time for the 11pm deadline? I'd literally only completed half of my shop so won't be receiving any of my updated items at this rate.

@sainsburys @a_bacci Hey AJ, instead of ctrl-c, ctrl-p to everyone, how about we get an actual answer to the question of how long it will take and will the deadline be extended? Your replies are as annoying as the website right now.

@a_bacci Hi Anna, I'm sorry you are having trouble checking out at the moment. We are aware of a technical issue and are working to fix this as soon as possible. Can I ask that you retry again a little later. Thanks, AJ

@sainsburys What to do about planned maintenance? Is there going to be a window before 11pm when we can checkout? I keep hitting a wall when trying to pay, for a delivery tomorrow AM.

@sainsburys halfway through my grocery order *for tomorrow* and I get this. App is also down. Please tell me how I order what I want when nothing works with 25 minutes to go?

I’d be so proud of her RT if you’d be proud of her too @Bobbydx

@hifromkyle Sounds like my kind of place! All of the dogs, none of the sprogs! 🤣

@sainsburys @Babs_B Didn't work for me - app and website just keep saying 'try again'. Driving me crazy (and I didn't have far to go)! 🥴

@Babs_B Hi Barbara. I'm sorry about the issue you're experiencing with the website. Can you please try clearing your cache and cookies? Let me know if this works for you. Thanks, Mary

@sainsburys is the search function on your website down? It doesn't find anything when you search for grocery items for a delivery

@ToppleandBurn not sure if you have seen my Facebook messages and email, but I've been trying to contact you for over a week now about a minor issue with a pair of earrings (both for the same ear) and have had no reply. Please could you drop me a line ASAP?

@hornesection @guardian @em_john Cannot wait for this! I will never have enough of you guys on my screen! ❤️

Exciting times at Horne HQ, our sitcom in on All 4, Channel 4 coming soon.. lovely piece in the @guardian by @em_john theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

@MisterABK on the last @MockTheWeek ... Going to bloody miss this show 😭

@AdamV37 Sorry for your loss! 💔

Rest in Peace Lukey ❤️

@KarlSmallwood I'm slightly confused at how they could hear your back. You're not *that* old.

Desperately sad that lovely Graham Norton has been forced off Twitter for saying: “If you want to know about trans, talk to trans people and their families.” A statement considered outrageous by @jk_rowling and the seething, frothing, maniacal, bigoted Gender Critical cult 🥲

@LegendOfKanto Always one more, in my experience.

Oh look! They made a party game out of @trussliz's government!

@LegendOfKanto Fair enough! 🤣

@KarlSmallwood I'd say grey, maybe blue-grey? My eyes cause a similar argument!

Apologies to anyone waiting on their pizza, we've just received an order from Holly and Phil #ThisMorning