Lisa K 🖖

"Pick out any album The Lemonheads have ever released. Randomly skip to any track you want. That track is awesome." - John Cheese #Truth

Bit weird that there's an Evri locker at the garage within a stone's throw of my house yet it doesn’t show up as an option as being closest to my postcode. I mean, it even has the same postcode. 😆

@AmazonHelp For some reason I can't seem to DM you. 😶 will keep an eye open for that packaging option though.

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@AmazonHelp Is there a particular reason you've started just slapping address labels on clear plastic so everyone can see what's being delivered? Bad enough the delivery instructions not to leave packages are being completely ignored. Surprised it was still there when I got home.

@oelma__ Ready Salted

You have to name him the last thing you ate..

Doesn't half mess with your mind when the Ninja advert comes on as you're air frying food. Was that beep on the telly or in the kitchen? 😫🤣

@Marlayna29 In the UK (or at least my part of the UK) we just called it registration.

Did you take a class called HOME ROOM?

People don't think I'm serious when I talk about how tiny my bathroom is. Even the Borrowers would feel a bit cramped in that thing 😆

@Eman_8282 Dandelion and Burdock. It was my life source but as an adult, I can't stand the stuff. Sad times.

@Matt_Pinner Dairy Milk

What's your first thought when you see this kitchen?

@Sophia_Nyx Cannibal: The Musical... To which i know every single line 🤣

Name a really bad film.

Anyone else experiencing issues with @superdrug's website or app in terms of card payments? I have both Santander and Barclays giving me the thumbs up but Superdrug is apparently having none of it. Shame there's no payment on collection option.

@Glen_ov_Hull @Northpowergrid It's not impossible to warn residents of work being carried out. They waxed lyrical left, right and centre the week before when the unexpected outage happened, but not a word the stuff they actually planned? Makes no sense. Go fuck yourself, cretin.

@LifeOnSkaro @Northpowergrid Calm the fuck down, no network can run constantly 24/4 without maintenance or repairs, it will always need one or the other at some point. What you ask is impossible, now stfu, idiot.

Nice of @Northpowergrid to tell us they need to turn the power off AFTER THE FACT. Not expected back on until at least 19:30-20:30. Fucking piss take.

@otokyo__ Me. No kids either.

Anyone?🤔

Some seriously shocking 'tenner off Amazon' wig game going on in Hollyoaks right now.

@Sophia_Nyx Nothin' My Love Can't Fix by Joey Lawrence 😆

Name a 90s song

@FrenziedChloe Well the hoodie reminds me of the husband and he's voiced by Mike Patton, so double win. 🤣

@LifeOnSkaro Omg you see it too

I don’t care about your star sign, I care about your favourite special infected from Left 4 Dead Mine is this diva

@Sophia_Nyx Devil's Answer by Atomic Rooster.

Name a prog rock song or album

@DyerbolicalDB An empty Tango can. Bugger. 😅

For zombie fun!