
@KyleMartini My dad once called me at drama practice to ask if I had the can opener. I think of this often
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Derek Harper
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@Life_Wit_Derek
UC Pharmacy Class of 2018 | Part-time Actor/Full-time Pharmacist| Lover of music, MT, dogs, games, & friends


ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Tweet like ur in the marvel universe



Jon Stewart is thiiiiis close to getting it…😂



A genuinely reliable indicator abt the quality of someone’s soul is whether or not they’re a happy, loving drunk.


