Chris Bryant

It's 3am. We really got Desmond Bane and Tyus Jones and Jase Richardson and Noah Penda now. Vibes haven't been this high since 2009 in the City Beautiful.

So how did the Celtics survive without Tatum all that time and look crisp? Asking for a friend.

@TIGRIS_REX_ We've seen them get their backs blown out and give up more times this year than it feels like the last 3 years combined.

@LifeasaMagicFan Our team is so fucking unserious

Getting your ass beat by the lil bro who surpassed you must be exactly how the Heat felt

Shout out Dell. Meanwhile the Devos Family is adding the Terrorist formerly known as Alex Martins to their HOF. He's a legend the same way Donald Trump is a legend of presidents. President of shit . Hall of shit

Hey so apparently it looks like we're even worse without Coach Mose huh?

Love it coach . Fuck Scott Foster. Con man who deserves to rot in hell and a shitty ref as well.

Kon Knueppel looks like he was born to be the star on an 80s sitcom But damn can this dude shoot

@Andy_wwe_browns Absolutely love it. A true hero for the people.

@LifeasaMagicFan Exactly.. I posted this yesterday x.com/i/status/20344…

This AfroMan trial was the first time I've felt truly proud to be American in an entirely long time. Huge win for the first amendment rights for all and one of the best cases of corrupt cops being not just exposed but publicly humiliated. Hell yeah America is still alive baby

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@711DickPill @LegendOfWinning @novaworld25 The women's game has evolved like the men's. The league has star power. You're here creating engagement for something you don't even watch. Yeah women's hoops is here to stay and rise

@LegendOfWinning @novaworld25 The difference is LeBron isn’t solely responsible for the turn around in the leagues success. Caitlin and a couple others are.

Congratulations to all of the players for standing on business

@Balldontlie Now you will see real tears at the draft. This is life changing financial opportunity at home for these women.

@MattyWorldPeace Henny was our Nico. Bastard

@LifeasaMagicFan Still breaks my heart

Good times, I was young, hopeful, and energetic. Excited to have a new face of the franchise to build off of. Had no inclination that a depressing 10 years would follow this and make me so negative and cynical of my favorite sports team

@OMagicGuru @MattyWorldPeace Alex Martins in the HOF for those 10 years for finding a way to bleed Magic fans dry with zero on court return

@MattyWorldPeace We had a strong fanbase from our very first year in the league right until Vic got traded. You can just see the difference in old clips. Post Vic/ibaka trade and the next 10 years of shit absolutely nuked this franchise. The arena atmosphere hasn’t recovered

Gotta give Afroman his flowers for creating a song that brought us these sweet, fake victim tears 😆😆😆😂😂😂

One of the best displays of the 1st amendment I've ever seen. Afroman is roasting these dirty pigs

@Thefactsdude I hope Afroman burns that police force to the ground