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I was lost in the desert And a French woman saved my life By giving me water She was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen Because Shorty got l'eau

@SamAMcKee @spetershockey Great, insightful interview. Makes me think the Leafs are absolutely SCREWED but now I’m informed

If you’re looking for a fair, detailed look at John Chayka. Listen to this 12 minutes from @spetershockey.

@CTinebra @victoriastewxrt Dude this is the pettiest sour grapes I’ve ever seen

@victoriastewxrt umm Yah i am a fun individual , i just wish more diehard Leafs fans were able to see a playoff game and not some fan that was gifted tickets cause you are a "fan" overseas , sorry wrong on so many levels.

As a Leafs fan, I have so many worries and concerns Those worries and concerns have only gotten bigger with the GM announcement

KEITH PELLEY: Have you thought of trading Matthew Knies to the Habs? BRAD TRELIVING: For who? KEITH PELLEY (looking at ChatGPT on his phone): Guy Lafleur.

@jtbourne My job at my office is to reverse engineer and dirty up my coworkers ChatGPT missives so they sound human again

I can't tell you how much I hate the AI assistance everyone is using for basic blocks of text like emails. Send it sloppy. People think it looks more professional, but it reads like you lack the confidence to string together a series of coherent thoughts without your hand held.

@joshuakloke Painting a kid dying of cancer as asset mismanagement is a fucking take

31 NHL teams made picks in the 2020 NHL Draft. Tonight, with William Villeneuve's NHL debut, the Maple Leafs move into 28th among teams in games played from their 2020 draft class: three. The Leafs made 12 picks that draft.

Brady Tkachuk is a dogshit moron who let his dad and brother dis his teammates and then got the shit kicked out of him by Stanley.

The Golden Knights, floundering in desperation, choosing a coach based on their belief he might be too mean for Mitch Marner to kill

@thesheethockey @JeffMarek @FanDuelCanada Mitch is good at killing penalties but he’s SPECTACULAR at killing coaches

"Why is it always Mitch who has to do things for everybody else?" Jeff Marek & Pierre McGuire talk about Mitch Marner being run out of town in Toronto & draw comparisons to Ron Francis. Presented by @FanDuelCanada #TheSheet

@victoriastewxrt Pelley’s presser afterward was less encouraging…

We alllll knew it was coming

@KwnStorm But his teammates didn’t fight for him (by adhering to the very culture he created)

If Matthews wants out after being to the playoffs for 9 straight years, he is the wrong guy to lead this team. First time in your career the team is taking a step back and you (potentially, maybe) want out? That doesn't sit right with me at all.

@priyapandaxo Kate Bush wrote Wuthering Heights in one night when she was 18

The first Cheap Trick album is the perfect record. Imagine coming out with that????

@RightAcross1 @just2goodYT MAGA's not sending their best. Or, more chilling, you're the best they have.

@just2goodYT Of course it is incredible it’s a real woman, what you aspire to be like but never will be. She is far superior to you in every way, you will never look like her or be a proper woman no matter how hard you try, I bet she makes you cry 😂, this is real femininity.

this minifigure in the lego pan am set is incredible

@lady_valor_07 When I was 16 (in 1986) my parents let me do the all-night radio show on Tuesdays at the college station. I had math on Wednesday morning.

I’ll ask again Did parents in the 70s/80s/90s really allow their kids to roam freely, or is that just a portrayal seen in movies

@EricEngels Absolutely insane that Parros believes a single word of this

NHL DoPS head George Parros responding to Connor McDavid's call for an examination of the suspension process: “We sweat over these decisions and pour over these decisions every night, all season long. We have a process in place that’s consistent, and we have a team that works for me, and together with me, that evaluates all these plays. A very experienced team, a veteran team. Guys that have been there since the beginning of the department. Not to mention all the former players that have a large set of experiences playing NHL games, accolades. Some of the best guys that have played the game work for this department help make decisions. So, our process, I feel very confident in. We’ve got great guys who make these decisions, and I think the players should be confident in this team to do so.”

@victoriastewxrt Three whole teams who just don't have any

I don’t love ads on jerseys… but if you’re gonna do it at least the Leafs is very aesthetic and stays cohesive with their branding

To all the guys screaming “roster construction! Coaching! The boys are fine it’s not a give-a-shit issue!” What happened last night? The Leafs haven’t had a culture problem this bad since the Muskoka Five

@_Deez_Games Very calm, very normal

A message I received because of my Faye/God of War tweet 😂

@Iamivy05 First ten minutes of Pixar’s UP?

my daughter been saying she wants to watch a movie that’s gonna make her cry all weekend. we tried a walk to remember and hardball. not even a sniffle. tonight I’m breaking out Marley and me. if this don’t get the job done she goin to therapy

Man, I’ve had a lot of mixed feelings about Dangle over the years, but you gotta fucking respect this. Speaking the truth when so many reporters are bending over with excuses, flimsy nuance, and pleasantries. Stand your fucking ground.

@JeffVeillette It can't be entirely an effort issue. But neither can it be entirely construction nor all coaching. Why is the recipe NEVER correct?

This team is never going to get out of this until we stop prescribing this as a give-a-shit issue They’re not good anymore. Nine years of prescribing everything as effort has made it worse. Almost every part has been replaced in the name of effort and now they can barely keep up