ItsLikeTheyKnowUs

Just remember, if someone else's life looks perfect in every way it probably is and you should really be trying harder.

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according to these stock photos i found on amazon, remote learning for my first grader is going to be a delight

If you’re wondering how to start or continue this conversation with your children -

Spoiler alert: you’re gonna yell

Monday’s are THE WORST. I have to find a clean hot pink silk couture robe even though our laundry service has been SEVERELY disrupted. Then, I only have 2-3 hours for professional cosmetic application to prepare for this Zoom while my invisible children entertain themselves. UGH.

Is...is it because it knocks them unconscious? 😬 #nightnight

Now the “things” you love most can smother you figuratively AND literally! #mothersday #momisjustbeaming #FOREVER

It’s okay Mom, you relax while I wait patiently in my silver space bean. It doesn’t bother me in the slightest that I can see my favorite food source and yet am not being nursed. I know you are a separate person with your own unique needs, and not my personal milk slave.

A $200 dress no one will see AND a free sustainable face mask! Who needs a stimulus check with this kind of deal?!

This is my quarantine uniform. The modest silhouette works for Zoom conferences because it is an oversized sweatshirt that makes me look like a shapeless, sentient potato. Anywho, sometimes I like to pair it with 11 glasses of wine, just to give it a little "kick"

@bettyfeenstra Thanks 😊

@LikeTheyKnowUs Missed you!!!

Just remember, if someone else's life looks perfect in every way it probably is and you should really be trying harder.

@LikeTheyKnowUs FINALLY I can coordinate my quarantine outfits. Jesus, we've been crashing so much.

@graceninja1 @AlliCla Can’t unsee it

All of that yelling you hear is just us having so much fun doing backyard activities that my children love in our comfy coordinating outfits which my children also love. #quarantinewhimsy #pandemicgoals

No proposal will ever live up to this so everyone stop trying

Congratulations on your brand new baby! The hard part is over, and now it’s time to rest and rejuvenate in clean, stylish clothing on your perfectly made bed. Maybe finish that novel you’ve been meaning to read! You’re on maternity leave, you have all the time in the world!

Some fans on the ILTKU Facebook fixed this for us #mommytime

“Linda, please be serious for a moment. This is what we have to do until you learn to stay in your big girl bed. I’m going back to the nursery now. You can snuggle your velvet headboard if you get sad. Goodnight.”

Currently typing this from the Appalachian Trail where I have my baby, Citi Mini (obviously), and three bottles of Boones Farm. We are DOING THIS!

Life doesn’t have to change just because you had a BABY! So throw on those stilettos, drink a bunch of wine, and head out to the trail with your strollers! #doitALL #tryharder