Likely Lemons

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Likely Lemons

@LikelyLemon

This accounts likely a lemon but I post funny stuff or whatever 🍋

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Likely Lemons@LikelyLemon·6 Şub

Haven’t gotten fucked in 3 years so you know I got jokes

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Likely Lemons@LikelyLemon·3d

I know I am speaking to zero people still but still feel the need to share I gave up socials for lent (breaking for my 2nd Sunday) and boy oh boy have tweets been running through my brain I can’t wait to spam into the void v soon. See yall when christ be risen

GIF

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Likely Lemons@LikelyLemon·3d

@trishapaytas I live for you my queen. Never stop using twitter this is the only social I have 🫶🏻

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Trisha Paytas@trishapaytas·17 Mar

Groku is this real?

Alec Lace@AlecLace

🚨 Ben Stiller has been pushing his soda brand hard for nearly a year. Yet the Stiller Soda account on X sits at just 822 followers. Yikes. 😬🥤

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🤠@heavensbvnny·8 Mar

does anyone else have the adhd where you feel calm in actual emergencies but overwhelmed by normal daily tasks

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𝗞lark@KnightClawk·8 Mar

Only Real mfs know this wasn’t prime Disney this was actually the fall off

Meg ✦@Flicky0ps

You just had to be there

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Likely Lemons@LikelyLemon·23 Şub

How do you get a flat tire? Wheels are literally circles, circles don’t have a flat side

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Curtti Magurtti@CurttiMagurtti·23 Şub

RICO AND MS 10,000 JOBS ARE SIBLINGS ????? wait a minute and jenna’s their cousin?? the whole family hollywood omg

Raini Rodriguez Charts@ChartsOfRaini

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Likely Lemons@LikelyLemon·18 Şub

Does your brain ever go “whatta whatta bing bang”

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Likely Lemons@LikelyLemon·18 Şub

@stonersvilla Boat

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Stoner Barbie@stonersvilla·18 Şub

What’s the official name for this? !

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Likely Lemons@LikelyLemon·18 Şub

In drunk by a lake should I send it

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zombie@tearszombiee·16 Şub

real fruit eaters know these SUCK!

ꪆৎ@fairiehaze

need

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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·17 Şub

Ladies, do you absolutely have to hear the words “Would you be my girlfriend?” Before it’s official?

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Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave·16 Şub

Rihanna reportedly tells a fan at a Fenty event that R9 is never coming out: “I forgot how to sing”

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nik ⚧︎ (^_^)@kurom3owz·16 Şub

this how epstein moving in tel aviv rn

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:@_dxllz7·16 Şub

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30.

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Nicki Minaj@NICKIMINAJ·17 Şub

Happy #PresidentsDay

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JP 𖣂⍣@Awakenjp·15 Şub

I'm sorry but he definitely would've fooled my ass lol

Hoops@Hoopss

This guy literally dressed like his deceased mom to get her $61,000 pension per year 😭

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9mmSMG@9mmsmg·16 Şub

While I agree, I haven't even seen a single nude photo on X in nearly a year. Not spam, not popping up on my feed, nothing. Just nothing. Unless it's something you're looking up constantly, it shouldn't pop up.

Dear Self.@Dearme2_

BAN PORN ON X BAN PORN ON X BAN PORN ON X BAN PORN ON X BAN PORN ON X BAN PORN ON X BAN PORN ON X BAN PORN ON X BAN PORN ON X

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