Little Dick Whitman

@kristy_clueless Is the acrostic ASSHOE on Aries intentional?

This is the most me thing I'll probably ever post. The signs as Taco Bell items:

@Dbrasco37 "Dance! Dance!" or Marxist? 'Cause I'm cool with either.

It's revolution time!

@LaComtesseJamie Raises hand

@rava "worth"

@KillJamesBond "Voyager golden record bit" is your "Who's on First"

@acgodliman @SamTweeting95 @PhilosophyTube 'Tis.

@HorrorGorl Is the coffee plugged in to the wall charger? That makes it stronger!

Give me life 😩🧡

@loveisworry14 @tedleo Feb. 13, 2003. Season 10, episode 76: Jennifer Garner, Harland Williams, and Ted Leo and The Pharmacists.

@tedleo Who was the guest you were sitting with at the end of this when you played Where Have All the Rude Boys Gone on Conan? youtu.be/LUFMMGp8odk

@gnomadlangston Does your friend need to decrease the frequency or the volume?

does anybody know the spell “decrease bowel movements” asking for a friend

@bread_boiiii @daniclz @erik_even @ninaturner I immediately went to histology mode when I saw that.

Incredible

ACAB includes the greater omentum.

@Pinko69420 As long as they don't have a non-binary security officer.

@JohnnyCallicutt Me too, Sluggo, me too.

Nancy Panel By Ernie Bushmiller

Do you think Eisenhower ever called it "going cockamamie"?

@neithhoteplives @NANCYThecatgirl Whoa! That's awesome. I was trying to make a ribald joke and accidentally learned something.

@NANCYThecatgirl @neithhoteplives This one can't be real

"Ilya and Sebastian, meanwhile, are sneaking around outside" is the most @KillJamesBond thing I've ever heard.

@raaleh Atlanta or Tbilisi?

I am going to Georgia in June. I am vibrating with excitement.

@TerribleMaps I mean, the legend is all fucked up, the colors don't match, the ranges of values are weird, but I don't see --- Oh.

This is actually in a textbook... Retweet if you see it.

@StealingValerie Why does it look like a sideways butt?