Langston the Gatherer

In case twitter doesnt last 'til morn: The Map of the Enchanted Forest @Agnkh_Gnome @kindwinston @RatM_A_N @LilSparklebeard @kinggarfus @maybegnome @wimblystickly @corvidaceae @kahonusgnome @P0rkGrind @BrambleFroggy @gnar_thrash and to all the rest of my gnomies: ily & thank you

@placeholderaen just like gnomstradamus predicted…

@placeholderaen @JulipPinklebelt no worries i get it! you got a game to run o7

@placeholderaen @JulipPinklebelt julip ol buddy ol pal, i see you’re in a rut with all of your werewolves so i offer you 30 of my super awesome phlogistons for the equivalent exchange of 450 werewolves!

@meris_crabtree @placeholderaen nancy. i apologize for my last phlogiston being an arsonist, but i’ve trained these other ones to be pretty well i promise. they promise not to burn any of your stuff. so anyway could i offer you 50 of my phlogiston (who are well trained of course) for 250 werewolf?

@firebqy @placeholderaen i would like to offer a trade strange fiery fellow: 55 of my phlogiston for 100 of your clump

@placeholderaen @gnomepuddlefen @placeholderaen hello pixels my boy i would like to offer you an equivalent exchange of 90 phlogiston for 200 of you butts at the current rates in the ass exchange (2 to .9)

@placeholderaen okie dokie :)

*cracks gnome knuckles (gnuckles, if you will)* time to open up enchanted excel spreadsheets and game the stock market

@placeholderaen yippee!!!!!

@placeholderaen quick question what is the ASH, i’m not sure if i missed something. ALSO LETS GO IM WORTH SO MUCH RATCOIN i feel like an oil tycoon i need a mustache to twirl

@meris_crabtree @placeholderaen nancy do you want to trade me one phlogiston for one phlogiston (i don’t like the way mine looked at me)

@placeholderaen 999 $Phlogiston and 1 (one) $Clump

@gnomepuddlefen thank you pixels youve always been my biggest supporter

@gnomadlangston this is a dope look for you langston, the hook hand makes you a legit pirate

just remembered i’m supposed to be doing pirate stuff. check out the new fit!! (i colored my hat black and idk if i can get this dye out or what it means for my livelihood)

@meris_crabtree THE LARGEST SHARK YOUVE EVER SEEN IT WAS LIKE AT LEAST THIS *stretches my little gnome arms as far apart as i can* BIG

@meris_crabtree thank you nancy i’ll try this and report back

@Skelbtwo (thanks for playing along skelbton, i don’t want those other pirates to know about that “disguise leg” spell i had you cast) DUDE IT WAS A SHARK IT WAS CRAZY IT WAS LIKE “RAHHH” AND I WAS ALL LIKE “HAVE AT YE” AND WE TRADED BLOWS AND ULTIMATELY LEG FOR LIFE

@placeholderaen nah i had a wizard cast “disguise leg” to get the peg leg and my little hand is hiding in my long coat holding one of those toy hooks (but keep this just between us, i gotta look cool to the other pirates)

gnomies is 2’2 tall i just got laughed at by a group of goth gnommies in platform boots and they called me little guy am i really a little guy

@BrambleFroggy what year was the lake colonized and were you the first ruler or was kingship like passed down from your parents

Fuck it we're lore posting Ask any questions you have about Bramble Lake