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@NoContextBrits Jason Strapon

You don’t need to see the face to know who this is.

@TomK_Brit1993 Better to look at

Would this man make a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@MENnewsdesk With that belly maybe needs a bit longer... also he may want to get that herniated belly button looked at.

Andy Burnham has been snapped going out for a run this morning - latest manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

@TheGriftReport But I got my CBD, which is available from my Dik Dok shop.

Katie Price fears she’s been ghosted by husband Lee Andrews as he lies low in Dubai villa with secret double life now exposed Katie, 47, says she hasn’t heard a single word from Lee, 42, since their last dramatic FaceTime call on Wednesday night when he claimed he’d been “captured or arrested” with ties around his hands. His phone has remained switched off for four full days and Dubai CID confirmed to her he is not in any prison or police station. Katie now believes he is deliberately hiding in a luxury Dubai villa while his alleged £200,000 loan fraud case (which he strongly denies) and travel ban keep him stuck in the UAE. She previously branded their marriage a “soap opera” after multiple no-shows for UK TV appearances and brand deals, and was recently seen without her wedding ring. Lee’s ex-girlfriend has publicly questioned whether the “kidnapping” story was faked, saying he has a history of playing “sick games”. Katie then took to Instagram to flog her CBD junk because she says she is "overwhelmed with anxiety" This whole thing sounds fishy..

@matthewdmarsden Green & Blacks cherry one

Name the best-tasting chocolate in the world. And don't even think about posting "Hershey's." That stuff tastes like vomit-flavored wax. For me? Cadburys Dairy Milk and Milka.

@Joanna19997073 Who created them, I wonder 🤔

In the space of 15 mins, I've had to listen to bulky pee pants & gush moments in the ad breaks! These adverts are absolutely disgusting & totally unnecessary! Take them off air and stop embarrassing us women when we're in the company of our families!

@piersmorgan Literally discussed this yesterday with a friend. This a government not a football team when you swap out players.

Given the ridiculous volume of Prime Ministers that Britain’s endured in recent years, I think it should now be law that if a PM quits or is forced out during his/her term, it automatically triggers a new general election. That might concentrate their minds to do a better job.

@DebiEvansMatron @AndyBurnhamGM We can physically look at him with wanting to vomit as much?

Can someone explain to me like I’m 5yrs old HOW @AndyBurnhamGM suddenly became SO POPULAR? I’m thinking they WANT you to believe he is…. But….. in reality? It’s all #Hype #Spin Or am I missing something? #Fabian

@ronniewood @rodstewart @KingsTrust

💕We had a lovely dinner with @rodstewart and Penny after The @KingsTrust's 50th birthday party at Buckingham Palace yesterday!

@DaveMcNamee3000 Samuel L vibes!

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

@samhfinance I contributed out of serps for a while and got a nice little pot to draw out. My friend got one worth 95k now!!

@liamgallagher @fiangogh

@fiangogh Send me your bank details

oi Liam Gallagher se estiver lendo isso preciso que você me empreste um dinheiro pra eu comprar ingressos pro show do Louis Tomlinson, juro que depois eu te devolvo OBRIGADA!

@zoester73 Just goes to show how things use to be done, and the results gained... loved the 90's, soundtrack was so good. Steve Coogan was also good in 24 hour party people!

Legends on Netflix - bloody brilliant! 👍🏼

@CyberMonday @consequence The best reply! I doth my cap sir.

@consequence Hey Hey, he's a Beatle not a Monkee

Paul McCartney explains why he doesn't do selfies with fans. "If I meet someone and they're reaching for their phone, I say: 'I'm sorry, I don't do pictures.' And that is radical these days... "It's important to me... the minute I get above myself and start thinking I'm something else... I won't like me. It's very important for me to be sort of just me. "So I will say, 'I don't want to do the photos.' And they will say, 'Why?' And I'll say, 'Well, I'll tell you why.' And I go into this long-winded explanation of down on the south coast of France, Saint-Tropez, there's a guy on the beachfront who's got a monkey, and you pay to have your photo taken with the monkey. 'I really do not want to feel like that monkey. And when I take a picture with you, I do feel like him. I'm not me. I'm suddenly something else.'" (via @restisents) 📸: Mary McCartney

@consequence Or maybe just a wanker up his own arsehole.

@policylaila Provided his parents haven’t released equity, loaded up on debt, or remortgaged the house to the limit, James will eventually inherit it — an unfortunate kind of good fortune, particularly if he is an only child.

Two men live in Zone 2 London. Both are around 30. Both sleep in a one-bed flat. But only one believes he has a future in the city. James was born in London. He went to university, got a degree, found a decent job and now works at a marketing firm near Old Street. He earns just under £60,000 a year. On paper, he is doing well. But every month James opens his payslip and watches a third of it vanish before he ever sees it. Income tax.National Insurance.Student loan.Then comes the rent. Nearly £2,000 a month for a small one-bed flat with mould around the windows and a landlord who only renews the tenancy six months at a time. Every evening James scrolls Rightmove looking at tiny flats he cannot afford in the city he grew up in. Even the cheapest one-beds near him now cost around £400,000. The deposit alone feels impossible despite earning more than most people in Britain. His parents bought their first home younger than he is now. James still does not know if he will ever own one. So he keeps renting.Keeps waiting. He watches friends delay children. People earning what used to be considered “good money” still checking every direct debit before payday. Now meet Shaheed. He arrived in Britain recently and was granted refugee status. He does not work. He lives in a one-bed flat in East London. His housing costs and council tax are largely covered through the welfare system. He qualifies for free prescriptions, dental treatment and eye tests. He does not spend his evenings worrying whether the next rent rise will wipe out what little he has left at the end of the month. And this is the part driving so much public anger. James works full time, pays a fortune in tax and still cannot see a long-term future in the city he was born in. Shaheed does not work, yet has more housing security than the man whose taxes help fund the system. That is how a city loses its young people, because they stop believing hard work leads anywhere. London has to become a city where the people who work, contribute and build lives here can realistically afford homes, raise families and feel secure again.

@tracybeanz There was only the menopause back in the day, it happened and they carried on regardless. Evolution is a bitch.

WHY DON’T OUR MOTHERS HELP US UNDERSTAND PERIMENOPAUSE. WHY DID I HAVE TO DO THIS BY MYSELF? They never told us shit. Nothing. Nothing about the actual role of estrogen in like, every single neurological function. Not the anxiety, or itching or PVC’s and palpitations. Not the histamine reactions, or the pelvic floor issues, or the sore joints occasionally. They didn’t say a word about mood swings or how important progesterone is or what it does or what happens during luteal. THAT ENDS NOW. MY DAUGHTER WILL BE PREPARED, DAMMIT. Ladies, if you have a question I have become an effing encyclopedia of women’s health over the past 3-4 months. Holy shit what a disservice. Hot flashes? Ha! I’d trade 90% of this shit for hot flashes.

@atensnut Oh is he back in the UK and paying taxes again then?

What a scumbag Rod Stewart is. What is pathetic is the King laughed.

Does anyone feel a bit sorry for Keir Starmer?

What’s your FIRST thoughts?