Lil Surfy

OoOooo my first tweet 🥳 It’s gonna be…. fuck ya’ll🖕🤓

How I sleep knowing I was the reason bro lost all his games

i am the april fool

telling her “good comms” during sex

Tragic

her: “can you stream your games for me? :3” also her 5 minutes later:

only thing i’m fucking is funny

I hate a “Well you didnt either” kind of man. Fucking lead.

i am not fine shyt, i’m the way the ocean sparkles when the sun touches it

that’s it bro i’m casting spells on your fаggot ass

Put me in a room w somebody dat don’t like me and onG I could make em laugh

and for the lady, perhaps a gun?

This a baby glock but it be barking like a K9

@TubbyXO Myself duh

@LilSurfy with who now? 🍵👌

I’m obsessed 🤷‍♀️

me checking to see if everyone vibin with the song i just put on

I’m fucking cooked.

if I don't text u saying Merry Christmas we still gang, I'm just lazy.