Lil'Swizzy

@chikezirimjoyce @EL_GEEZZE Seeds growing in my tummy, after I mistakenly swallowed an orange seed while having one. My grandmother traumatized me with that 😅😂😂😂😂💔

Okay na 😂

Messi always set Ronaldo up for drags! 💔

🚨Wayne Rooney: “Again, you have no business watching this sport if you don't appreciate Leo Messi.”

This R2 pack too much curve inside 😂😂😂😂💔 @Herrschaft99945

@josh_uglyasf Leave these bitter minions out there 😂😂💔

You people are just bitter and unhealed

@TheSpecialBaby They tryna eat their cake and have it back, at the same time, sorry bitch, shit doesn't work that way

Niggahz:

@official_manaqr @tOheebhOtbee_ @_sameolg Later they'll cry foul

@tOheebhOtbee_ @_sameolg Self destruct bitches in real life

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@_sameolg There's a caught Anything for Elon's funds 😂

@Donjaytrix001 Lies women sell themselves

Opueh E no Dey pass like that normally

@Donjaytrix001 😂😂

The female game is to sell every man purity even if they’re whores That’s why the first thing a woman calls another woman when they’re in good terms is “Ashawo”

@favour16685 Una get tactics wey Arteta no get 😂😂

A girl not wearing a br@ doesn’t mean she wants your attention it means br@s fvcking svck and we don’t want to wear them 😒

@Herrschaft99945 @uche_xxi 😂😂

@LilSwizzy_1 @uche_xxi Nigga what!!!😂😂😂

them don tell kiyomasa “but i didn’t ask you to do it for me”😭

@guzu_p @Herrschaft99945

You just know she's an igbo woman from imo state. Her family saw a mugu who wanted to take an old cargo away from their home and decided to exploit him. Since he's a fool who prefers yesterday evening newspaper to a woman in her prime, they thought to themselves "why not take advantage of him" Even if the woman i want to marry is a virgin, if i see your family demanding millions for bride price, I just know you both are not ready. The items required for the marriage lists will cost millions, the wedding ceremony itself will cost millions, the attire, drinks, food and other expenses for the wedding will cost millions. On top of that, I should spend millions on her bride price? Then tomorrow they'll tell you they didn't sell their daughter. A woman who has lost value in the dating market and already in her menopause phase, rather than pay the pathetic man who still wants to marry you regardless, you and your family wants to exploit him. All for a marriage that might not last upto 5 years like the modern average marriage. If you like, marry from a family who wants to financially ruin you. When you face financial difficulties and come to them for help, all they'll tell you is "You're a man." The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

@TheHN1C Simp of the year Na this guy be

A certified born Simp 🤡 Even with the community note saying she’s lying.

@Makiadi_ @IrasReal The great Simp 🙌🏾

@IrasReal Is there a way we contribute for her flight back?

Woman flies to Miami and the guy she went to see blocked her mid flight while she was texting and never picked her up from the airport. Why do women fly out with no money or back up plan?

@guzu_p @tobynskiii Him regretting why he said that to Chef Chidi

@tobynskiii At least I'm better than your father who never makes sense 🙏

This is what we call strategic begging. She knows alot of low self-esteem simps are crushing on her on this app, so with this, she expect most of them to send her a dm and send her free money. What happened to all these male footballers you have been meeting in their hotel room shooting content? So none paid you heavily for your services? You're a big brand here. You make money from advertisements, promoting other things, have connections and definitely cashout big time from Elon Musk but need an agency to partner with you before raising money for your flight ticket? Just say you don't want to spend your money because I know women like you ain't broke. You don't just want to spend your own money. Spending other people's money is always sweeter to your gender. You'll never see a male influencer do this. Always the female influencers. Berneese, if you want to go to the World Cup, use your money and stop begging online.

@guzu_p Religious tactics, she use Kaka picture

@Empress_Brymex We no send you this one o

Men don’t understand what women go through just to look good for them🥹

@instablog9ja He did the best thing

Did he overreact or was he justified? 🍿