Lil Waybe

my top horror stories: 1. people talking to me while wearing airpods 2. apps that pause my music 3. sending me a vn while i’m listening to music

Acting shy and innocent knowing you're the freakest and heartless mf alive.

I rlly wanna talk to u I just don’t know what to say

Delusional yesterday, Nonchalant today, tender tomorrow

I just realized that I'm not mysterious.... I just have poor communication skills

bad or good day, i always end up lying in bed late at night with the same empty feeling

if i snub you, snub me too you sef no small

once person guide advice go full him mouth.

Fuck sex, let’s make out passionately for 5 hours

@sley_Xk *Never works but still tries it again n again*

my flirting technique is to look at her and wait for her to come to me.

real music lovers don’t have a fav genre

@sodiqSZN When people greet me and I reply with Hwfa? Cracks me up inside

I can't believe we really the new adults... we're unqualified asf

once you no sabi tell woman NO, your life go just start to dey spoil dey go

I really miss my spark, I just wanna bounce back man.

i get embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like why am i showing my life 😂

i see boobs n immediately get hard

Deep down, most of us just wanna love someone without looking stupid.

Seeing t!tt!es helps men's mental health

i prefer boobs over ass

Some niggas save hoes I’m not that heroic