Lilly Piper

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...separate boxes of either 24 or 48, from two different stores, over about 6 months. This is really annoying. I never used to have this problem. What's changed?

@ShebaBrand 4 different boxes of your Sheba Perfect Portions Wet Cat Food Cuts now have not been adequately perforated, so I've had to cut them myself, or have then tear into the next linked portion, so the other one dries out. Have you changed your machinery? These are 4...

@DairyQueen What do you think about this? It's hard to trust you when this is the difference, right?

@MikeMcMahanTM Just learnt that the 78% of nitrogen we need for breathability can be replaced with helium. Imagine an episode with serious, somber tones entirely in cartoon, helium induced dialogue because the planet’s atmosphere is mostly helium. I desperately want that episode.

If we keep feeding treasure to the dragons and stand behind them away from the fire, they’ll shit out gold to us. We just need to keep shovelling dragon shit.

@C_Stroop Could be feeding the hungry or housing the homeless. Nope. Propaganda for less than a minute during a football game. Jesus wept.

Yesterday I made my national news debut, appearing on CNN to talk about the $100 million “He gets us” PR campaign for Jesus cnn.com/videos/us/2023…

@elonmusk ‘Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.’ – Abe Lincoln #pleasestop #embarrassed4u

@elonmusk Speed wasn’t really the problem, you know. Nazis are the problem. Thanks for reducing latency to hate speech, I guess? 🙄

Twitter core services latency reduced by ~400ms. Should feel noticeably faster.

New #RomanticPeriod #SheetMusic: La Coquette by Matheus André Reichert, 1872. This one was a joy to notate, it's so bright and cheerful. Sheet music at bit.ly/3DGf2Ui youtube.com/watch?v=X56zFL…

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Omg I'm finally done! I WAY underestimated how long this would take but here it is. It's a worthy song for the effort. Beautiful piece in 3 movements, sheet music available at bit.ly/3TbBdrC #sheetmusic #ClassicalMusic youtu.be/xUmwFGDW3d8

I’ve been working on a flute trio from 1822 for about a week and I think it will be ready tomorrow. ~67 pages and ~20 minutes. Hope to post tomorrow. Stay tuned!

@NicoleCLindsay See, that’s my secret. I always write poorly. Graaaaaw! *Tears through shirt *

If you think writing is hard, it's because you're trying to write well

@TitusNation Trying to buy a ticket, but when I click through, there's no information or options on the Moment landing page for me. Perhaps something's gone wrong?

All those little moments have become our memories now But what was us has broken into me and you We both know that it’s over, though we haven’t said it yet And I’ll go on pretending if you say you love me still And we’ll be fine Just for today I’ll go on living if you say

Still working on these lyrics. Feedback very welcome: We were good you know, in the beginning Safe inside the light of one another’s heart Life was beautiful and love was easy (And another line that maybe ends rhyming with heart)

Available on Sheet Music Direct: sheetmusicdirect.com/en-US/se/ID_No…

Two more pieces of sheet music done. The first is Fredonia March, 1857: bit.ly/3z7p9zz