Lindsey Broad

Please stop giving me target ads for bouquets of flowers that look exactly like Covid-19.

@Ozi_El_ @AlaskaAir Weird that you’re commenting on an over-five-year old post, but nope, I wanted the seats I paid for on a flight that was overbooked and that I was kicked off of, despite traveling with two babies.

@LindseyBroad @AlaskaAir so, you wanted a free extra seat? typical leftist

@AlaskaAir Not nice to bump us from a 7:30 am flight. Maybe make note of reservations traveling with not one but two babies and make sure they have seats? Also, the guy managing the door of the JFK lounge is a real jackass!

I can’t explain how but these cabinet appointments are very much like the casting of a high school musical.

Remembered this tweet I wrote 8 years ago but now I’m just like “well, forget AI regulations”

I wonder what JD Vance’s dreams are about

When I saw this tiny thumbnail on my Instagram explore page, I thought it was a quote from the Ballerina Farm follow-up article, if you want to know where we are in the discourse.

Was Blippi a UCB guy? I don’t have the fortitude to google this

I declare 2023 the year sherbert makes its comeback.

@AkilahObviously Streamers barely pay residuals. It’s a different deal. Signed, someone on an HBOmax show who has yet to see a residual check

Is HBOMax removing the shows it’s canceling so that the actors and teams can’t get residuals? Cause that’s so cruel.

if jews control hollywood, explain why opening credits never list the producer’s mother? you can’t

Ok, I feel like it should be illegal to do whatever @Madewell does to their mirrors. The number of times I have worn something out of the store and then been horrified to catch my image in the first non-Madewell reflection is embarrassing for both of us.

Just woke up and was making my coffee and loading my morning podcasts and genuinely had the thought, “I wonder if The Daily is gonna cover the Don’t Worry Darling premiere today?”

Did all these people go to Italy every summer before Instagram or is it like Easter where people only started celebrating Easter after Instagram made it a thing?

@youaregoodpod @LouisatheLast Well this is cute! Hi!

@LouisatheLast @LindseyBroad Oh my gosh! Guest / pals connection!

NEW EPISODE! We finally swallowed that chicken bone! Join us and special guest @LindseyBroad as we go on a hunt for for Thomas J's glasses and talk about My Girl along the way. podpage.com/you-are-good/m…

@RotheryRegan @youaregoodpod Also saw this in the theater 😬

@youaregoodpod @LindseyBroad Speaking of tragic kid movies of the 90’s, PLEASE someone else tell me they remember Radio fcuking Flyer. Don’t let the whimsy of the trailer fool you. This movie was fcuking DARK. youtu.be/Gxsfeyl5g7I

It speaks to my extreme nerves while appearing on one of my favorite podcasts that I didn’t mention ONCE that I TOO WAS BORN JAUNDICED! Thank god I made it out of the incubator for this therapy session with the lovely @alexsteed and my favorite American mind, @Remember_Sarah.

Nothing is creepier than people talking about The Unborn.

@DanielGoldfarb3 @hbomax 🍴 🍴

To Season Two! 🍾 Could not be more excited or feel more grateful. #juliaonmax @hbomax #JuliaChild variety.com/2022/tv/news/j…

Remembering my 20s when I didn’t have kids or a mortgage so I would just get super fixated on one subpar aspect of my physical appearance for days at a time. Wild!

Narrowly escaped writing about ballerinafarm's gym habits this week, and today's newsletter is a convo with @LindseyBroad about momfluencer fandom and appreciating the momfluencer performance! sarapetersen.substack.com/p/fan-girling-…

@Remember_Sarah What about the one about Hitler’s mom begging God for him to live even though he was but a tiny runt?

stories I remember: the one with the leg of lamb (the best of the best), the one with the antique furniture in the farmhouse, the one with the royal jelly, the one with the gambler who makes a bet with a guy and if he wins he cuts off the guy's finger

the childhood memory of picking up a book because it says Roald Dahl on the cover and then it's a story about an old man being murdered for his artistically tattooed skin