Senator Graham TDS

@KnucklDraginSam @dwa4ryjusangr @glennbeck @GOP. I just can't, I work as a Gardner there part time. It would be kind awkward....

@KnucklDraginSam @GOP @FoxNews Defund the UN? But they supply all the soil for my beautiful Orchids!! Without them, I would surely be thrown

All this talk of war crimes and Senate confirmations is giving me the heebyjeebys.

@GaryJ_Miller Was it that obvious? Bless my heart! I thought I was using super duper top secret code. #classicgraham

Sen. Lindsey Graham @GrahamBlog would commit U.S. troops to #ISIS fight; weighs in on death of #KaylaMueller @CNN cnn.it/1ATttjG

@SrOriakhi It appears the liberal media keeps twisting my words. I was talking about the band me and fellas started!

I think it's about time we give Vlad a good old fashioned spanking. Just right on his patootie. #Putin

@sjdobres As much as I dislike her policies. I've grown fond of her ability to grow the most beautiful patch of roses I've ever seen!

@RZakhari I was up all night building my ISIS Fence to keep those dirty terrorists away from my beautiful garden.

I ever tell y'all about the time I met the Israeli PM with my best friend @SenJohnMcCain

All this talk of #vaccines are starting to give me the willys! I think ISIS created them to destroy good old Lindsey Beauregard Graham

Oh poor Seahawks, bless their hearts! I'd hate to lose to a little cutie like #TomBrady too. #SB49

@FoxNews It means that I get to be President. Or Secretary of Agriculture. Either way my beautiful orchids will be everywhere!

All this talk about me being president Is beginning to give me the vapors. #LindseyGraham #racefor2016

@FiveThirtyEight Why indeed! Electing anyone else but me would create such a debacle it would destroy us all.

Did I say I might run for President? I meant to announce #JohnMccain and my new album "Security through Strength".

Heavens to Betsy! Y'all wouldnt believe it! I was startled by my tulip gardner Jose! I thought it was ISIS trying to get me. #classicgraham

It would make me happier than a tornado in a trailer park if y'all would follow me! #follobackinstantly

@TheDailyShow Oh Jon I bet your about as busy as a cat on a hot tin roof right now. I wanted to extend a special invite to follow me!

Now this just will not do. There are less people following me than there are orchards in my beautiful garden. #follobackinstantly