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Senator Graham TDS

@LindseyGrahamDS

This profile is based off The Daily Show's characterization of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham.

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All this talk of war crimes and Senate confirmations is giving me the heebyjeebys.
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@SrOriakhi It appears the liberal media keeps twisting my words. I was talking about the band me and fellas started!
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I think it's about time we give Vlad a good old fashioned spanking. Just right on his patootie. #Putin
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@sjdobres As much as I dislike her policies. I've grown fond of her ability to grow the most beautiful patch of roses I've ever seen!
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@RZakhari I was up all night building my ISIS Fence to keep those dirty terrorists away from my beautiful garden.
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All this talk of #vaccines are starting to give me the willys! I think ISIS created them to destroy good old Lindsey Beauregard Graham
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@FoxNews It means that I get to be President. Or Secretary of Agriculture. Either way my beautiful orchids will be everywhere!
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Did I say I might run for President? I meant to announce #JohnMccain and my new album "Security through Strength".
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Heavens to Betsy! Y'all wouldnt believe it! I was startled by my tulip gardner Jose! I thought it was ISIS trying to get me. #classicgraham
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Senator Graham TDS@LindseyGrahamDS·
@TheDailyShow Oh Jon I bet your about as busy as a cat on a hot tin roof right now. I wanted to extend a special invite to follow me!
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