Lindsley Register (she/her)

OMG ITS APRIL 25. THE PERFECT DATE!

@mckenzieconnell Omg 🔥

Unfortunately, the dumb tattoo filter looks good on me. So I have to pivot my whole personality. It’s sparrows and hardware from here on out, kids.

A cats love language is showing you their *ssh*le

Cottage cheese is making a comeback

I just threw away a sports bra I’ve had since 10th grade

To the guy who brings a portable speaker to the dog park in order to inflict ed Sheeran on all of us…. There’s a special place in hell for you 🫡

If you don’t get Drew barrymore you need to stay away from me and my friends I’m so serious

If I die young bury me in it’s because I was in this post office line for two goddern hours

Why is Twitter just videos of people bludgeoning each other and denying COVID now ?? When did that happen…

A Toy Story sky.

Guys! Orange tic tacs still exist! The mandala effect cannot take those from me 😮‍💨

On the treadmill with a glass of wine

How much are you guys paying for gym memberships a month?

Im begging… can we please make a collective decision to leave any and all covers of Vance joy’s riptide in 2022

Eugene Porter: Can I have lobster? Laura: No, you can't have lobster. #TheWalkingDead Season 7 Hostiles and Calamities 26 February 2017 #TWD Zombie Apocalypse Josh McDermitt Lindsley Register

@mckenzieconnell Finishing tonight!

Can other people please watch 1899? I have thoughts!

I’m doing a giveaway on my IG. Go to my reels 😘

Also wine glasses are MEANT to be broken

Just popping on here after an extended silence to say I miss peaches and burrata things