Lindy

For some reason all the votes were perfectly equal for what I should base my new OC on so… here are two OCs instead! Emilia Bellsworth the Vampire Jester and Alyson Brightbloom the Robot Witch! Are these okay? Which one do you like more? #originalcharacter #ocart

@squire_nutty As a boobs haver, no. Unless you mean sleeping on someone else’s boobs, which is better

Are boobs even comfy to sleep on?

@CameoCrypt @squire_nutty Haha I wouldn’t put money in it anyway

@LindyHearts @squire_nutty They’re all wastes of time and money.

I always forget that the Netherlands just don’t allow gacha games in the appstore

@locustsinmyfon Nahh cuz it’s basically gambling

@LindyHearts THEY DONT?

@squire_nutty I was kinda interested in the Hololive gacha that’s supposed to come out like today or tomorrow haha

@LindyHearts Can't tell if this is a crime or a tender mercy

Dear gods, let me look as good as Shakira does when I reach the age of 49, thank you

BYOB: Bring Your Own Bimbo

*using ouija board* fuck me if you can hear me… give me that ectoplasm, ghost daddy~

SFW? No way, I’m a hazard at your work

@RayRay07271 This botlane is ASS (literally)

@EmmArrSus @midnightdindins When the goat comments on the goat’s post

@midnightdindins that celeste is fuckin crazy oml

If I was a fighting game character, I’d have a butt bomb like peach in smash

Now that Miku belongs to the British, I’d love to see lots of Chav tanned Miku

Deltarune theories are so crazy… wdym pirate gaster…

Oh I get it… it’s called a gangbang cuz a whole gang bangs you… next you are gonna say they are called creampies cuz your pie gets filled with cream…

Don’t let a rhythm game player smash you, they’ll keep pounding you till they get a Perfect!

It’s crazy how people would rather talk about how bad league is instead of how bad drugs can be for you. A videogame can NOT be worse.

Never have sex with magicians… took him about 30 fake hankerchiefs before he pulled the condom… don’t get me started about where his cum vanished to when he needed to cum…

Flirting with italians: do you want a pizza me?

@ColdArsenal When’s the serum going public… asking for a friend