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First ban, Asmon cleans his house. Second ban, he fixes his teeth. Bro just has to get banned on Twitch like 3 more times and he'll return to stream with a full makeover and a wife and kids.

therapist told me it'd be easier if i just blew my shit smoove off

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

How I be moving after 3 beers and 2 cigs in

@FlareyCS Do not show @Pyrocynical this one

POV: what switching from 16:9 to 4:3 feels like

if men jack off then do women jill off

"stop vaping on my baby" first of all this is dmt

Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

This was New York City on Good Friday in 1956

@AviFelman It’s called toxic positivity

She wants a knight in shining armor but im just a chud in polyester

telling her “good comms” during sex

大暴れしてデールを称えろ！！ あのホモのジェフ・ゴードンに勝ち目なんてねえぞ！！

Gay for the money I’m a baggot

Places I've been F*CKED HARD IN THE ASS: 🚫 Bathroom ☑️ Inferno Banana 🚫 Car Backseat ☑️ Dust 2 Long Doors 🚫 My Own Bed ☑️ That new Anubis hole 🚫 Gf's House

BO7 is a top 3 black ops game and one of the best CODs in the last 5 years