Linsey Not Lindsey

I ain’t here for a long time, I’m here for a good time.

@KPRC2 And the Rangers were intentionally trying to hit the Astros too when they were pitching. And their fans were cheering when it almost happened. So because he leaned and took the hit in makes it a big deal now? Cmon

Astros' Abreu suspended 2 games by MLB, which says he intentionally threw at García click2houston.com/sports/2023/10…

@KHOU How many times did the Ranger pitcher almost hit the Astros? And the Rangers fans were cheering for the Astros to get hit. So half ass backwards. Be consistent

BREAKING | Astros' pitcher Bryan Abreu has been suspended for hitting Adolis García with a pitch in the eighth inning of last night's #ALCS Game 5. Other players and manager Dusty Baker were also disciplined. Full story: khou.com/article/sports…

@mostlypeaceful I have a few guesses 😅😅

One of these women is trans. Can’t tell which one? That’s because trans women are REAL women.

@RevRayCistman @clownworld Wow and this is why people don’t like or want to be Christian’s. Obey the 10 commandments, either way you slice it those are Gods rules for his children.

@clownworld White people call it stealing, but we call it reparations.

@TerrifyingNatur Every 23 years

@smalltwnbig @abc13houston Because she’s an irrelevant POS

@abc13houston Why haven’t they named the suspect?

Police said the alleged drunk driver may have been going about 100 miles an hour when she fatally struck the man, who had just gone on a first date at the donut shop. abc13.com/montrose-crash…

@blackosiris87 @FOX26Houston We would’ve froze anyway. Our grid wasn’t made for that weather. That’s why they’ve made upgrades. No matter whose in office can’t predict the weather.

@FOX26Houston I guess Texans want to freeze this winter and the next 4. Wtabf

FOX NEWS PROJECTS: Abbott wins re-election for Texas governor, defeating O'Rourke fox26houston.com/news/texas-ele…

@hipsterocracy Definitely should’ve kept his cool for international TV. And then gets up and promotes love and Gods plan for him. That makes genuine Christians look dumb. I don’t know just left a bad taste in my mouth.

I don’t think Will Smith slapping a comedian for making a joke is honorable at all. Such a fucking customer move. I thought that dude had a comic’s heart but he’s just an audience member. A shitty one at that.

@tkwos I mean she should’ve been gone tbh. She cheated on him back in 2020 she deserve what she has coming for her. He should’ve at least kept his cool and discussed it later. Not a matter for international TV.

Will Smith & Jada gotta be the most annoying humans on the planet

@bottegalolita @heythatsashlayy Looks hella itchy

Chanel crop tops

@Houdini_V_ @lukecombs Wow, of course I’ll take you! 😍😍😍

@lukecombs @LinseyHawkins

Whoever you TAG in the replies of this tweet has to take you to a show of mine this year.

@RealMattValle I’m a slut for you 😛🍆💦

I’m just a slut.

Is Twitter still a thing?

My girl mad mad 😂

@ColourPopCo : “we’re about to drop a whole hocus pocus collection!” My bank account: nah sis you gotta pay bills

You’re trash.

@kat_adalia I dog sit if you are looking for someone 😊

Does anyone know of any good pet hotels in Pearland or Friendswood? My aunt usually watches my dogs but she is unable to take care of Daisy. I was planning on taking her with me out of town, but just in case that doesn’t work out or a friend can’t take care of her-

@MoorNadal Jim Carey’s name was also on that list too

@RealMattValle I love it too 😅

Can’t relate, I’m a human gps....and I love it!