Linzie

@Firth360 that's why I go to sainsburys!

Note to self don't stalk on linked in, that bad boy rats you out #oops #caught

@Firth360 oh of course, your being dropped like a hot potato of that happens, but don't worry hell will cool u down!!!

@Firth360 it was lovely, god dammit I miss you firthy!!!!! We should make a pact, at least once a month we should gossip and eat junk!

@ScarletReid tell me!

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

Boss: you'll make someone a great wife.me: you would make a great bang now get your clothes off! #notbraveenough #inappropriatethoughts

Maybe I should have started the conversation with 'wana bang' lol

@AGEEZEY yes, empty!!!! Oh i do hate having to explain these things!

@ScarletReid if all else fails you can come drink with me!!!!!!!

Life just took scary to the next level! Holy mother of god!

Looking away so violently as someone nearby enters their PIN that you accidentally dislocate your neck

@Firth360 got my pippa back and they cleaned her!!!!!!

@Firth360 don't forget to pick me up xx

@Firth360 bloody married ffs!!!!

@Firth360 its right on cathedral green. walk from pizza express to princesshay and its on the left a few doors before royal clarence!! xx