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Lisa Lilley
@Lis1dragon
🏴Hard working mum, loves my son, my cats, sci fi, rugby and a good party x🏴Play Jack and Jill and Ladies darts :)
Wales, United Kingdom Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Win Backstage Confidential: Secrets of a Stagehand Books. Just follow & RT/share with @competitionsC. Good luck! T's & C's apply. #BackstageConfidential #competition #giveaway
Enter to win here: ift.tt/Powxjal
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WOMEN OF BRITAIN 🇬🇧 WE CAN NO LONGER STAY SILENT! OUR SISTERS AND DAUGHTERS ARE BEING RAPED AND MURDERED! OUR HOME DESTROYED. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! I BEG YOU… STAND WITH US 🩷24.04.26 @pinkladies_uk

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🤣🤣 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on......
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Do you ever wonder why you followed me?
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Our spring giveaway is offering you the chance to WIN a £100 Voucher to spend with @ElixirGarden !
Please follow, RT, tag/share and enter on the link:
allotmentonline.co.uk/win-a-pound100…
#win #competition #giveaway

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I'll send you a One Wish Willow.
All you need to do is follow me & RT this.
Will pick one winner & send this weekend.
onewishwillow.com

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🎉 GIVEAWAY 🎉
Win a solid Swedish pine dining table (180x80cm) with black M-style legs 🪵✨
🚚 Delivered to your door!
To enter:
Like + Share + Tag 2 friends
Closes midnight Sun 19th April
UK only 🇬🇧 18+
Winner chosen at random 🍀
#UKGiveaway #Win #Competition #ukcomp




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This week's Win It Wednesday is in anticipation of National Tea Day!
For your chance to win, tell us what your favourite type of tea is? ☕
Ends 16.04.26 T&Cs apply, tap the link to view them brnw.ch/21x1D55

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To celebrate the upcoming cinema release of 'All My Sons', I have teamed up with @NTLive to give away a programme signed by Bryan Cranston and Marianne Jean-Baptiste.
To enter, like or share this post. For a bonus entry, leave a comment.
You must be following me to enter.
One winner will be picked at random when the competition closes on Friday, 17th April.

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We are giving you the chance to win a wonderful Wrendale bundle! As a BONUS, two lucky winners will receive an extra surprise!
To enter:
👉Tag at least one friend to enter
👉Follow us @hartsofstur
Giveaway ends: 16.04.26. Winner announced:
17.04.2026. T&Cs apply.
#Giveaway

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KEEP GOING, IRELAND! 🇮🇪
Shut it all down.
Starve the traitors.
No fuel.
No food.
No surrender.
Do you support the Irish people taking their country back from globalist traitors?
A. Yes
B. No
Via @liz_churchill10
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Una adolescente sueca fue violada durante horas por un grupo de inmigrantes.
Le pusieron una pistola en la boca y luego se € metieron en la vagina. La ropa estaba cubierta de sangre. Los médicos nunca habían visto nada igual.
Mira esta ropa manchada de sangre… es suya.
Este tipo de horror no existía antes de la inmigración masiva.
Y sigue ocurriendo.
Protejamos a nuestras hijas.

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"To celebrate The Magic Faraway Tree, we’re giving you the chance to WIN a magical merch bundle* straight from the Faraway Tree 🌳✨
Repost and tag the person you’d climb the tree with to enter.
✨ Bonus magic: use code ODEON10 for 10% off at the official online shop until 30 June.
Catch The Magic Faraway Tree at ODEON now.
*UK residents only.
T&Cs apply. 📲 bit.ly/4tMfngC

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