Lisa Hughes Designer

OK, we’ve had Liz vs the Lettuce. Suggested new Daily Star shelf-life stunt (dependent on next PM): Rishi vs the Reishi Braverman vs the Braeburn Mordant vs the Mange Tout Wallace vs the Watercress Badenoch vs the Butternut Squash

@sueperkins She must have heard you! She’s gone! 🤣

Just fucking go already

@northwaleslive No change there then! Not surprised.

Minister says Liz Truss has not phoned Mark Drakeford since taking office dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wal…

@Dawn_French Looking forward to seeing you make a twat of yourself tonight in Oxford New Theatre! 😂😘

Another howler of a series. My only complaint is that there aren't enough episodes, but then again, if you published 100 per series, that still wouldn't be enough for me! Loving your work, please keep them coming!! ❤️❤️❤️@Dawn_French @ferrifrump

@northwaleslive Surely you mean King Charles III?!!

Charles 111 proclaimed king at castle where he became Prince of Wales dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wal…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CeENRqHII6CL…

@BootstrapCook Cheese and salad cream

@Dawn_French @NickToye I know my birthday isn’t until Oct, but I’d really like tickets to see this wonderful huge twat of a comedy genius! 😮😉😂😘 ❤️❤️❤️

My BIG NEWS!!! Tkts on sale now DawnFrenchOnTour.com COME ON!!!!

@NaserMestarihi Worst thing you can do is try to switch it back on straight away. You need to stick it in the airing cupboard for a day to dry out. Sounds like you’ve shorted the Motherboard. Speaking from experience, I’m sorry to say, it doesn’t sound good 😢

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There is beauty in everything. Stop. Observe. Release the past 😇

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

Interesting read if you like your DJs... The 20 Most Influential DJs Of All Time - The Juice | Ripe Insurance ripeinsurance.co.uk/the-juice/most…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@HighwaysNWEST Left work at 5.30pm and still stuck in this nightmare at 8.45pm!!! Are you serious?? What’s the hold up? Please update!

UPDATE: The emergency roadworks will remain in place for a minimum of another 60 minutes. Thank you for your patience & understanding There are delays of 60 minutes above normal journey times on the #M56 due to emergency roadworks between J11 and J12.

There are delays of 60 minutes above normal journey times on the #M56 due to emergency roadworks between J11 and J12. For more information please follow this link highwaysengland.co.uk/travel-updates…

Congratulations to our new shining star @EmmaRaducanu 🇬🇧🏆 I can’t wait to see what comes next! 🎾🌟

@GreenPan_Intl Only had my pans a few months but love them, however my 30cm pan lid shattered this morning at I was taking it out of the dishwasher. I thought they were dishwasher safe?

@ian_a_jones So in 2022 those on 40k will be paying 10% of their salary in NIC whereas those on 100k pay only 7% of their salary in NIC?!

Here are some examples of how NI will increase next April. For those with salaries above the main threshold (£9,568 a year) up to £50k, it's a rise of 10.4% in contributions. For those on £60k it's a 12.4% rise; for £100k it's 19.2%.

The government (including the PM) has referred to its rise in National Insurance as a "1.25% increase". This is misleading. What they mean is that the rate is going up by 1.25 percentage points - which for most people will mean a rise in NI contributions of just over 10%.

Today’s haul from the garden #eatincolour #gardenersoftwitter #growyourownveggies