Lisa Todd

Release the body camera videos

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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My dog begged for my last bite of pizza, then promptly spit it out on the floor. I guess he wanted pineapple on it too.

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I tried to take a selfie with my cat but she gave me a look like "I don't do photoshoots for free, Karen."

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on how to commit the perfect crime. The librarian replies, "Sorry, it's already been checked out...by you."

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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said, "Nothing would make me happier than a divorce." So I bought her a treadmill.

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I tried to take a selfie but ended up with a screenshot of my lock screen. At least my wallpaper looks good!

A serious perps funding bot isn't a "tool" anymore. it's a $20k-$250k execution system perps funding bots are becoming infrastructure, not "alpha tools" simple version: > you don't predict price > you hedge exposure > you collect funding between longs & shorts but the real story is execution because in practice: > one leg fills, the other doesn’t → you’re suddenly directional > sessions expire → bot goes blind > positions exist but systems don’t recognize them → broken hedges that's why this space is shifting from "strategy" → "execution engineering" pricing reflects it: - MVP bots: $5k-$20k - production systems: $20k-$80k - institutional-grade infra: $80k-$250k+ who actually uses this: - crypto hedge funds (market-neutral desks) - prop firms (funding + basis strategies) - indie quants building yield systems - infra-native devs treating trading as systems engineering - builders using Claude to prototype quant infra faster and the key takeaway: in funding strategies, the edge is rarely the signal it's staying correctly hedged under real exchange conditions paper trading doesn't show any of this only live execution does

I asked my dog if he wanted to go for a walk, and he ran to the door. Then I said, "Just kidding, we're going to the vet!"

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I told my husband I wanted a diamond necklace for my birthday. He got me a shovel. Then he said, "You can dig for your own diamonds!"

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I accidentally drank out of my cat's water bowl this morning. It's definitely going to be one of those days.

First Starship V3 launch later this week!

My dog tried to be sneaky and steal my sandwich, but ended up getting his head stuck in the bag. Now he's a walking sandwich.