Liseli Jnr

After your efforts trust God and time.

@FaithAlakas @TeamMakeSure Directions?

@TeamMakeSure 🤣🤣🤣i have no balls to @ her🤣

Men here are so unhinged, You could post you are single a 100 times and they will still ignore you 😂😂😂😂. guys please help our single aunty.

@veryloudohn @smith_ndebele @PrettyDarkest Really??

@smith_ndebele @PrettyDarkest It's in Kapiri lol

MULUNGUSHI UNIVERSITY is not in kabwe❌️

@Slim_Thanos Samsung maaahh 🤦🏾‍♂️

Breaking a phone screen these days is nearly same as buying a new phone 💀

@Davidnextdoor_X 😃😂😂

😭I have been lifting water everyday from the ZNS truck because UNZA doesn't have water that today when I was going to kalingalinga someone asked me if I lift weights.

@Dokotawakucundu Congratulations.

I was doing a ka short course for 7 years and bagged it!!!🙌🏾 BSc.HB (Human Biology) ✅ MBChB ✅ Mr❌ Dr✅

@veryloudohn 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂

If you need praise singers, I'm available.

@chisekechiteta In world where everyone is bound to leave you finding someone who wants to stick with you is definitely an achievement.

@veryloudohn Kwasila💯

At this point it's to vote for who you'll be eating with 💀

@ArmstrongKamwi I have never heard the Litunga make a political statement or affiliate himself to a particular political party.

Why can't paramount chief Mpezeni and Sr chief Mukuni learn from The Litunga and Kalonga Gawa Undi? You will never hear Gawa undi making unnecessary political statements. He has always preserved his royal mystique.

@BuyoyaJonah Takwaba ukuchindama 😂😂😂

The person who said muli love mwaliba umusebanya was onto something

@Izeckhi Not so long ago I bought a shirt at K150 then after walking a few minutes to I found the same shirt at another shop at K50.🤦🏾‍♂️

Shopping in Kamwala be like; First shop: K300 Second shop: K250 By the corner: K215 for the exact same item. You need to be as patient as possible in those streets😂

@BaNaartjieice We have seen it happen a number of times. & It's quite embarrassing like what made you change your mind overnight.😂😂

Zambian politics also. I’ve seen someone who criticized the government day and night standing on their ticket. I wonder what he’s been given because even the president saying hi was a problem a few months ago🤣

@BaNaartjieice He is doing community service.

Dalisoul has suffered ku RTSA🤣

@Takunachola They use the same roads. They just don't care🤦🏾‍♂️

But mu Zambia zoona, ama lane markings yalifutuluka muma major roads, ni guess work pankwesha, how much does it cost kanshi, what roads do these pipo use!

@bellamufazi At Chalala mall??

Shoprite is opening on Shantumbu Road. I hope it'll be a proper one, the Express store on Lilayi Road is too small and doesn't have a wide enough range for the area it services.

@tonytheegoon They thought they were sneaky 🤦🏾‍♂️

MTN changing the 10gb daily bundle to 5gb without informing the customers:

@Khal_Salohcin I didn't know... We learn everyday.

Crimes are numbered and grouped in order of severity. 1 being lowest and 5 being highest i.e. Crime 1... Crime 2 etc... thus short for Crime 5 being C5.

@ArmstrongKamwi It is but not like Lusaka.

@LiseliOne Isn't ndola expensive?

My places of choice to live in Zambia 1. Mumbwa 2. Kafue 3. Choongwe Life in these places is between urban and rural.

@FMwenge @FaithAlakas No man would want to wake up...😂😂😂

@FaithAlakas But what do you want to ask when the doctor has already told you? No one wants to wake up from this coma. This is why men die early mwe 🤨

So your husband has been sick for a while and one day he gets sooo sick, you take him to the hospital and immediately gets admitted. A few hours after his admission he gets into a coma. During his Medical background review, You find out the unimaginable!!