Good News F.C.

The world is a better place now that Jurgen Klopp has won the Champions League.

#Paradise season 1 told a story. Paradise season 2 is storytelling.

@AnfieldSector No keepers. Interesting choice.

Ibrahima Konate and Hugo Ekitike in the France squad. 🇫🇷

@JoshEberley Or just relegate the bottom teams to the G League.

Hmmm I got it. NBA switches to points instead of wins. If you beat a team .500 or over, you get three points. If you beat a team under .500 you get two points. If you go to overtime, loser gets one point. Otherwise, loser gets 0 points. Lottery odds are determined by the most points of the bottom 14 teams.

@Brian_Scally @CBS If you told me he was a professional spearfisherman who likes to play music as a hobby I'd find that more believable than him being a professional musician who has a spearfishing hobby.

.@CBS Help I’m trying to watch #Survivor but for some reason a Zac Brown fishing show is playing instead

#Survivor wasting 15 minutes of an episode on Zac Brown is a choice.

@LaurensJulien Penalties after 210 minutes of 1-1 football.

Manchester City, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Arsenal, Tottenham, Newcastle, Chelsea... All in the last 15 months!

@ManCityUS @jamesWa31342617

We believe.

@golz_tv Fanatics be like did someone say crappy kits...

While talking about the USMNT’s new World Cup kits today, Landon Donovan recalled some of the kits he wore early in his career— which he absolutely hated. He spoke about how big and uncomfortable they were, as well as the poor material. “Some of the jerseys I wore in my early career, not only are they ugly, they're hideously ugly. But they were also so big and so heavy,” Donovan said. “I have pictures where it looks like I'm wearing a dress! They were insane.” “The one I hated because the material was the ‘02 kits.” “It was so humid in South Korea, so humid, and you could not get the thing off.” “I had to, like, have people peel it off my body. It was shocking. That's all I care. I just cared about the material.” Luckily, the modern USMNT players don’t have to deal with the oversized and poorly designed jerseys like Donovan had to 😅 Soccer kits these days are focused on having lightweight breathability, mobility and comfort in all weather conditions— much better than the ones from 20 odd years ago. [via Unfiltered Soccer podcast]

@HenryJackson87 Nah. This was the moment.

That was the moment right there.

@AesculusGlabra_ @MarkyMarkTWayne @the_transit_guy I agree. NJ born and raised. Just pointing out that the pic feels like LI.

@Liv4pool @MarkyMarkTWayne @the_transit_guy We are talking about the greatest state in the union, NJ

Yeah I live in an overpriced shoe box but I took the train to the beach for a morning walk, went to the MOMA, had incredible food for dinner, and paid $30 for a comedy show to see some of the biggest headliners in comedy. I’m tired of pretending of living in NYC isn’t amazing.

@MarkyMarkTWayne @AesculusGlabra_ @the_transit_guy LIRR is an hour to Long Beach.

@AesculusGlabra_ @the_transit_guy That’s a good point. Long Branch is probably like an hour and a half at minimum on NJT.

My biggest issue with Alex at the #loveisblind reunion is that he messed up the Liverpool story. They didn't come back at the last minute. Xabi tied it up in the 60th minute.

@20th_Centurygal Silent Alarm

Name one album that’s perfect from start to finish. No skips. No filler. Just pure greatness...🎶🎸

@xpressakadjxp @Osinachi_W Lost Boyz - Renee LL and Boyz II Men - Hey Lover Biggie - Somebody's Gotta Die

@Osinachi_W Eminem - Stan Scarface - i Seen A Man Die 2pac - Brenda's Got A Baby Ice Cube - Good Day immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil Nas - Rewind Biggie - I Got A Story To Tell Slick Rick - Childrens Story Warren G - Regulate Roots/Erykah Badu - U Got Me Outkast - SpottieOttieDopa

We all agree that Stan by Eminem and Dido is the greatest story telling song in HipHop right?

@JordanRaanan @NYGDaily And a high level Gunner

Special teams is obviously a focus for John Harbaugh. In free agency alone ... All Pro punter Former All Pro kicker Special Teams Aces High level gunner #Giants

@TheEntertainah Any of the Ohio State guys.

So after free agency if you were doing a mock draft today. Assuming the Giants stay at 5 who do you have them taking?

Krysten Sinema's motion to dismiss the suit against her for having an affair with her married bodyguard is wild. Not because she admits to the affair (she does) but because she admits to buying him and his family tickets to a Taylor Swift show (which she attended with them) while having the affair.

@GOLDENSBURNER March Madness ain't what it used to be.

Ranking US Sporting Events: 1. March Madness 2. The Master's 3. CFB Opening Weekend 4. World Series 5. College World Series 6. Stanley Cup 7. Super Bowl 8. NBA Finals

@tomhaberstroh This article deserves an asterisk. Bam scored 83 points. Period.

I slept on it. I had to do it. Sorry, Heat fans: Bam Adebayo’s 83-point game deserves an asterisk. 83* joins my definitive short list of 70+ scoring nights with an asterisk: sports.yahoo.com/nba/article/ba…

Chelsea are literally the only team saving the Premier League from embarrassment.