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If you ever have the chance to see @marshmellomusic drop everything you are doing and go, it’ll be the best night of your life

Brother, I’d shit myself if I did this on IRACING. Imagine winning like this in the greatest race on the planet. I think the electricity in my blood would send me to another dimension

@LiveFreeOrKodai We’re 43 games in and he’s got a 62 wRC+ and a 0.0 WAR

Was there a worse offseason acquisition in all of baseball than Bo Bichette? Dudes just been awful

@NYMhistory Ted WHO???

5/19/2010 Ángel Pagán becomes the first player since Ted Kazanski in 1955 to hit an inside-the-park home run and initiate a triple play in the same game.

asked my grandpa what he thinks about the new spotify logo and he told me he saw a man get run over by an M4 sherman tank and pulverized into jelly in korea. the rain diluted his remains into the mud and his existence was erased from history in just a few minutes

@Jolly_Olive straight ump show power trip

how is this shit allowed

Insane ump show tonight what a disgrace

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

Defy the Gods. Watch the New Trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and experience the film in theaters 7 17 26.

@I_Had_3_Pugs @Liston617 @Jared_Carrabis so hypothetically if in a split second decide I don’t want to challenge can I just say “never mind blue?”

@LiveFreeOrKodai @Liston617 @Jared_Carrabis the ump has to confirm if hes challenging

Wilyer thought Laz punched his ticket and tried to challenge a ball that was a ball.

@Liston617 @Jared_Carrabis right? feels like the rule is clear if you touch the helmet a challenge has to happen

@Jared_Carrabis I'm surprised Houston didnt argue more on making him go through with the challenge

@caaseyschulz nothing makes sense at all, this was the last straw for Mendoza from me

@LiveFreeOrKodai and the one guy that not only hit a massive HR but laid down a beautiful bunt, was pinch hit

THEY BUNT TWICE TODAY IN RANDOM SPOTS AND THEN THE BIGGEST BUNT SITUATION POSSIBLE NO BUNT

@MetsBeHonest @AnthonyDiComo unreal and they don’t bunt too in a clear bunting situation

@AnthonyDiComo Why the hell did he just pinch hit that bum slater for Melendez?? One of the only hitters who has been productive for weeks

Case in point as to why this is not Carlos Mendoza's fault. Who, exactly, is he supposed to pitch in these spots? At some point, the players have to perform.

I used to think this ending was unrealistic why would anyone just throw away $1,000,000s of dollar worth of their children and grandchildren’s inheritance for a brief moment of relief then i learned about boomers and it all made sense

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

Why is Tommy Pham still getting trotted out there

@thepkmn_htb may I have just 1 please🙂

Snorlax promos anyone? Got 360 sealed snorlax promos. Looking to try to lot sale Last solds roughly around 30 each Take binder for $9050 shipped and airtagged Retweets appreciated

#NJDevils GM Sunny Mehta: “Taylor ham, not even a question.”

Congrats to Lucas Mendoza, senior pitcher, on his 100th strikeout of his career! Lucas started on the mound for the blue devils. Mike Prato gets the win in relief and Jack Caprio gets 3 hits snd the save on the mound. Wood-Ridge improves to 8-4 on the season.