Eric Rosen

Jesus died for us to have marshmallow ropes every Easter, and if you disagree, then good luck prying that theology from my cold, dead, and sticky hands.

@BradFellner GET EM

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@BradFellner The only Rizz I’m familiar with->

If you ever hear someone say W rizz you just know they have no shot in the dating pool

@BradFellner You’re doing gods work

Toxic trait: I’ve never had Tim Hortons but I still tell people it sucks when people bring it up

@AntEatzWingz Dude, you’re so lucky. Pasta pillows for DAYS 🤌🏻

Oh how delightful

@_stellakelly Working at a dispensary, I’m surprised you didn’t smoke something with a weirder name 🤣as long as you’re feeling good!

did i really just smoke something called monster cookie?

@BradFellner Dynasty*

I’m in my stuffed crust pizza era

You know it’s gonna be a good night when your pickup order gets stolen at @Bubbakoos and you’re on such a tight schedule reordering isn’t an option. Tight shit🤌🏻 Yes, I’m hangry. 😩

@AntEatzWingz I got one at the last show so I will instead forever hold my penis. In victory.

Get em now or forever hold your peace

@devotron I also know someone who believes this and it’s a face palm every single day I see them.

Very fair question: When do we get the technology to use capsules like in DragonBall Z? I can do without a garage if I can just poof my car into a capsule and pocket it. Where are my people of science at?

@AntEatzWingz Oh piss it’s ON

@Eric_Rosen Drop your location when you get to Alb

Bro I will piss anywhere I don’t give a fuck

I will wait as long as you need me to wait for an oil change if you stuff me with @dunkindonuts like @LiaAutoGroup does. 😋

🆗👌🏻🆒👍🏻

@_stellakelly No, but I’m pretty sure I’m gonna buy it anyway because CINNABON. 👻

Halp. Anyone try the vegan Cinnabon Ghost yet?

@mannynotnick I’m not a soda drinker and I drank almost a 12 pack in a week. That good.

How is that Dr. Pepper Strawberries and Cream? Need to know for research

@brendan905 Ah, another night at Truffani’s I see.

I used to be a piece of shit