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from the drunk selfie vault

A scary amount of relationship opinion is just trauma disguised as wisdom.

It’s so hard dating anyone normal when the only people I get along with are Downwardly mobile drug addicts and retard geniuses

im not the thinker, i observe the thinker

@RespectTheZoe releasing this in the middle of the xandemic had to be some sort of human experiment

Nothing has more demons than this shit

the love of my life will see my tweets and still fw me

@froglover2003 crying

every time my white ex gf wanted to scare me she’d threaten to start an interracial couples lifestyle instagram reels account

me today

this is a graph of me on a night out by # of drinks consumed

@Be_like_legend i feel seen

where are my fellow late-diagnosed ADHD eldest daughter gifted class burnouts with an inconveniently strong sense of justice and an absurd amount of empathy bc I need more of you around

the way the have the same eyes but his are sad and hers are full of life 🥺

Me giving my BFF symbols that the person we are gossiping about is right behind her

I wonder if my subconscious gives me romantic dreams so my brain doesn’t shrivel up and die from lack of oxytocin.

made a successful parmigiana who want me

You think it’s not going to happen, and then it does

We could've been on a picnic like this

I do not have a single bone in my body to be a crazy babymother.

Me when pretty girls call me pretty

I honestly feel like friend groups are not my thing. I prefer individual friendships.

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there" 🥹