Dead Bob

Doge went away Epstein went away Somalia fraud went away Autopen arrests went away Mass deportations went away No New Wars went away Fighting inflation went away Cutting energy bills in half went away Voter fraud went away Omar investigation went away nobody in handcuffs because they are all in it together ....and we are not welcomed

@SenMarkKelly you remind me of a gay cartoon character

Get ready, folks. Tomorrow, that rocket behind me is launching four astronauts to the Moon for the first time in more than 50 years.

@SteveOnSpeed that's a good price i think honestly

We had Renewal By Anderson out at the house last year to give us a quote for 11 windows and a sliding glass door. $35,000. How do these guys stay in business?

And the next day, there was no king! Congratulations

@ClownWorld Oh they're not white!

Two women ran out on their tab after eating and drinking at Tasty Tails in Dallas. The small family-owned restaurant is now asking for help identifying them. Situations like this hurt local businesses and make things harder for everyone else

@CollinRugg am i allowed to tell anyone about this or is it still secret?

NEW: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz says he was briefed about a secret program where aliens were breeding with humans to make a hybrid race. Gaetz says the humans who were involved were allegedly abducted from war zones and migrant caravans. "What they explained is that the military ran a very secret program where aliens that were living were in forced breeding programs with humans that had been abducted from war zones and from even the caravans of migrants." "The whistleblower was telling me that there were between 6 and 12 locations around the country where this happened." Video: @bennyjohnson

@MattWalshBlog lofl

No, John. I’ve never heard anyone bring you up in any context. Whatever faint glimmer of influence you once had faded 20 years ago when you were shilling for the Iraq War and mass immigration. No one talks about you now, reads you, or cares about your opinions. That’s why you’re an elderly man reduced to tweeting at me 10 times a day begging for me to notice you. You’ve been wrong about every major issue for your entire life, killed your credibility, and now you’re doomed to live out your twilight years in irrelevance. So, no, nobody has ever told me that you find me tiresome. That would require them to know who you are and care enough to mention you, which nobody does. You have told me, though, because you’re desperate for my attention. I try not to give you what you want because I don’t generally like being mean to sad old men. But you asked a question, so this is this the answer. I hope it clears things up.

@BernieSanders your definition of fair...and that could always change once the tax is approved and signed...

Ok, Jamie: Let me clear things up for you. If my 5% wealth tax on billionaires was enacted you’d owe $135 million more in taxes & a family of 4 making $150,000 or less would receive a $12,000 payment. Oh, and you’d still be worth more than $2.5 billion. Seems pretty fair to me.

Trump, any word on the trillions gone in the Market after the war you started with Iran? Any work on millions of retirees and nearing retirement with billions in retirement savings lost because of you??

@Matt_Pinner James Hetfield and the other members of Metallica when Jason still played with them. Lars was a dick

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

@dearsusanbranch @ewarren @vsansome You're psychotic...

@ewarren @vsansome It’s more than fair. It’s payback time before these billions become 2nd generation.

The Ultra-Millionaire Tax Act would generate over $6 trillion over the next decade—without raising taxes on 99.85% of American households. This wealth tax for millionaires and billionaires could pay for universal child care, free community college, Medicare expansion, and more.

@MeghanMcCain you wouldn't have jack shit if it weren't for your nasty traitor dad and your grifter loser mother. nobody listens to you. you are a punchline...

@Kittenwaffin imagine making minimum wage at Dollar Tree to contribute to your family, and you have to deal with this bullshit

Dollar Tree Fatigue

@TheLucyShow1 I would've raised that poor child. I'm 60, but I would've done it

RIP Baby Sterling 🥹🙏💕

@Da_NO_Landlord @dom_lucre You fucking dumb baboon

@dom_lucre Typical fragile white males. They chimp out at the slightest inconvenience

🔥🚨BREAKING: Footage has released of an Army veteran killing a gas station worker before shooting himself in the head, twice has released.

@ick_real Yes, everyday I'm thankful. I'm 60

When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left? I’m curious

@ClownWorld Looks great!

Brother, please stop

@tedcruz And just like that all the investigations and prosecutions stopped...

What happens when you steal $9 billion?

@OliLondonTV Afterwords. HANOI Jane put on her strap on, and railed Bruce in the bunghole while the E. Street band watched and cheered them on.

Jane Fonda and Bruce Springsteen join together for ‘No Kings’ rally in Minnesota.

@danielsgoldman @elonmusk It's impossible to prove that it's not happening, but we all know it is. Dipshit.

This is such a dumb tweet @elonmusk. Right wing Heritage found 10 non-citizens votes out of 2 billion since 1992. The threat to our democracy is the SAVE Act, which denies voting rights to millions. Issue a free national ID to every citizen and I’ll happily support voter ID.

@adamcarolla Typical Sheboon

We need more women of color in positions of power