Elizabeth John

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Elizabeth John

@LizzyK16

Mother, wife, daughter, sister, friend. In Chicago, from Hyde Park, NY. Opinions are my own.

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Elizabeth John@LizzyK16·
Waiting patiently for low-rise jeans to come back in style..
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While dreaming about being on a boat in the ocean and having orcas 🐋 swim close-by, I thought to myself: “Well, I’ve frequently dreamed about this, but now it’s actually happening in real life.”
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I don’t talk trash about fantasy football to not be a reminder for my opponent to review his / her team.
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“[Getting to play Minecraft] would be a great chance to be a You-Tuber” - Six year old.
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Elizabeth John@LizzyK16·
@MichelleRago Going by official season dates, so most of September is in the summer bucket!
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Elizabeth John@LizzyK16·
What is your favorite season?
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My six year old had a dream last night that a rocket ship 🚀 made of Lego sets burst into his room, and there were new Lego sets everywhere!💥
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Elizabeth John@LizzyK16·
I shared with my Dad that I said to a friend with a baby: “Before you know it, your kid is one of the older ones on the playground.” He said to me: “Before you know it your kid is turning 40.”
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Danny Murphy@kashmeredanny·
oh, the tasks you’ll finish in 3 minutes after putting them off for seven months
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Elizabeth John@LizzyK16·
Me at 2PM: Tonight I’m going to do x, y, and z. Me at 9PM: Heck no, I’m not doing that. It can wait until tomorrow. Anyone else?!
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Elizabeth John@LizzyK16·
“Da Da, I remember going to the grocery store.”
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Elizabeth John@LizzyK16·
Calls for three garlic cloves, you say? Six it is, then. 🧄
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Jon Acuff@JonAcuff·
Is there an emoji for, "I saw your text but didn't know how to perfectly respond to it so I waited until I knew exactly what to say but it's been three weeks so now I just feel microbursts of shame every time I see your name in the elephant graveyard of messages on my phone?"
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Elizabeth John@LizzyK16·
Whenever people get vaccinated, they become a celebrity-for-a-day in my mind (myself included) 💉🎉😂
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“When I’m vaccinated, you and me can go to a monster jam.” -My four year old, to his Grandmother.
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Elizabeth John@LizzyK16·
Me in 2021: “How are you doing? Are your parents vaccinated?”
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Elizabeth John@LizzyK16·
Glasses-wearers are extra excited for a vaccine to be able to see again! 😷👓🌫
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