Moto’s Mortal Locks

“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?” No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”

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I really wanted to go to the no kings protest but due to me not being a complete fucking retard I wasn’t able to make it. 🙏🏼

@ftskeebo @therealburns3 Are you stupid or just cosplaying the role of someone who is retarded?

@therealburns3 all sports? brother south carolina could probably win the big 10.

It’s so funny that now you’re allowed to pay players and the Big Ten just dominates all sports

@SouthwestAir i got 5 bands on Nebraska ml on this airplane and i cant watch it on ur $8 wifi…. Need a refund. Wifi is not working. DM me #GoBigRed

the nationwide TSA security line panic is very clearly just a scheme by big airport to get people to arrive early and consume more airport beers

If this was the other way around it would burn down cities… but who cares cause its funny and she is definitely bought out by Israel

The last play by Florida could be the worst play I have ever seen

@alex_reed92 @br_betting @FDSportsbook Are you retarded

@br_betting @FDSportsbook How many games in that sample?

Rick Pitino teams are 22-4-1 ATS with 2 days of rest or fewer ✍️ -3.5 vs. Kansas today @FDSportsbook

Nobody cares

@yoxics Our younger generation is so fucked if they are actually watching this shit

Lacy crashed out on the NCAA for giving him free nose bleed seats to a March Madness game when he thought he was going to be courtside 😭

“Apuesta [-110] Colocada ¡Éxito!” Línea en Vivo [+500]:

@SouthwestAir what is the policy on drinks on the plane? Is it one per hour of flight time?

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Chicago Sky plan to sign Angel Reese to a supermax $1,400 contract. The deal includes the use of a 2014 Mazda 6 with 312,000 miles on it.

Go into Gambler’s Anonymous Ask them who moves to the next round Fade Leave

What a Sunday of sports ahead

@Jerrythekid21 long time listener, first time caller, you got any plays today?

@TheDegenWeekly Idk if Ole Miss has the gas to get it done but they are hot rn

You’re going to call me crazy and that’s okay but I don’t think the dogs are done barking

March Madness is going to hit different here (via @stadiumswim)