Summer Timerson

Haven't been on here a lot recently, got a few notes from people if I'm OK, how am I doing, etc. Doing great! Hope everyone's having a good spring/summer. Also think I may do another writing project with an eye toward August-ish, football preview related. More to come later!

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

Have to admit, the Patrick Stewart/Sir Ian McKellen shot got me

You had the Muppets AND Shakira and nobody suggested a Fozzy Bear collab on Waka Waka????????

🎶 IM GOIN HUNGRRRRYYYYY

Argentine chants: Your mother is ashamed of you. The prophecy foretold our success. We must do it for the legends of our nation, for Diego, for Leo, and for the fallen soldiers of the Malvinas. God is with us. Spanish chants: I am Spanish! I am Spanish! I am Spanish!

I picture it being something like this: METLIFE STADIUM

I will also add, after an entire tournament of people booking the name of the sponsored stadium "no" in mention markets, it would be really funny if John Strong screamed "METLIFE STADIUM" in like the 93rd minute today and ran off

I don't know who is going to win the World Cup Final, but I sure wish I did! I shall make a prediction regardless: Spain 2-1

@BMW33313 Probably same guy saying LeBron cavs

@LockyLockerson I was told it would be 3-2 Argentina

Hi @Kalshi any chance we can get the golf derivatives graded before this game starts? Pleeeeeeease

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

@BeginThePurge those markets have moved about a dozen times on extremely flimsy evidence, feels like every time half a rumor gets amplified, it gets in there

@LockyLockerson You think it’s the public boosting the Warriors after that Steve Kerr video saying, we got him?

🤔

One hand scrolling the prompter, the other furiously mashing the cash out button

As someone who has bet Trump mention markets a bit, there is actually a funny dynamic where you can tell when he’s about to go off script…you almost pause and go “oh man here he goes” and I can’t imagine being the teleprompter backing out of bets at warp speed when that happens

The old phrase. The greatest skill in Glasgow and in life is knowing who not to mess with. Who not to provoke. Thanks to @jonnyrmcfarlane

No exagero, probablemente mi jugada favorita de Messi. Sencillamente perfecta

Its crazy in the moment to think "wow that could end up being a really memorable facial expression historically" but I'm sure we were all thinking that

On James Rodriguez’s birthday, a reminder of The single worst football headline since records began. An absolute stinker.

That's @TylerMorales0 area of expertise, was gonna text him later today for the goods