Loerra

Lovebombing some of you in this and I will not apologize 🖤

The Odyssey is not a historical story. It’s based on an epic myth. Helen was born from an egg. All of you going on about the cast and “historical inaccuracies” sound ridiculous. It’s a work of fiction. Go touch some grass and read a book.

This of what we mean when we say it's all until it's none.

@gothcoldplay ✨come to Suikerrock✨

Wdym I have to wait til February to see Editors again

With respect to Dr. Alan Grant...

This is indeed so. And I wouldn't do it any differently today .

Be less like Elon Musk. Be more like Sam Neil.

I’m sorry but if you think this is normal, you’re simply deluded.

surprised Hakimi knows the ‘stop’ sign considering he’s a rapist

Auf der Arbeit leisten sich im WM Tippspiel der Dude der in einem DFB Nachwuchsleistungszentrum aufgewachsen ist und die Kollegin die mich eingangs gefragt hat ob Kevin Kurányi noch spielt ein ziemlich enges Kopf-an-Kopf rennen.

they’re having a botox off

That reply is savage 😂

Tenho quase certeza que boa parte dos torcedores dos EUA (e incluo Trump) acharam que a suspensão para a partida seguinte significaria que a Bélgica iria jogar com 11 e EUA com 10.

Ils ont réitéré dans le vestiaire 😭😭😭😭😭😭

This was Javier Bardem at the Spain vs. Austria game. The man never misses a chance to speak up for Palestine 🇵🇸

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

Hang it in the Louvre

The most interesting part of the red card saga isn't the ruling. It's how differently Americans and Europeans process the idea that they might have been wronged. Europeans are fundamentally different from Americans in one particular way: they expect life to be aggravating and at times unfair. It's just a fact of moving through the world. I joke that in Europe, the customer is always wrong. You didn't read the fine print. The only pharmacy in town is closed every other Tuesday for three hours, and even if the times weren't posted, that's still your problem. Too bad if you want the bill, because the waiter's on his union-mandated half-hour smoke break, and you're just going to have to wait. To quote the great Mark Knopfler: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. There's something freeing in that. Things are less in your control, so there's less angst in managing your expectations. In America, things couldn't be more different. We simply can't accept a wrong left unrighted. The flight attendant sneezed handing you a drink on your one-hour flight? 15,000 frequent flyer miles. Didn't like your appetizer? A replacement is on the way, and the whole course comes off the bill. There's a reason our interstates are lined with trial lawyer billboards. Europeans have turned complaining into a continental pastime with no expectation that the universe owes them a remedy for their grief. You gripe about the train being late, your friends nod solemnly and everyone goes back to their apéro. In America, we launch a full-blown investigation of the train system, sue the government (and its contractors) that allowed for the tardiness and hold a Congressional hearing on the state of national infrastructure. So to an objective observer, the red card shouldn't have happened, and VAR was a travesty. To Americans, our star player shouldn't be unfairly banned from a match we couldn't afford to lose for a card he so obviously didn't deserve. Who cares that FIFA used a little-used reversal to fix it. Who cares that other people are mad about it. We. Were. Wronged. It was unjust. It must be corrected. We would accept nothing less. Europeans waxing poetic about the sanctity of the game are, of course, talking about a governing body whose last tournament host was decided via confirmed cash bribes — one that imposed dress codes on women, shrugged off widespread allegations of modern slavery and reconfigured the entire tournament calendar to suit the host country. Which is exactly the point. If you've made peace with all of that, at least enough to watch the tournament four years later, a probationary suspension isn't actually a scandal. Maybe that's the real divide. Over millennia, Europeans have made peace with being the bug. Americans have never once considered it, and apparently, we're not about to start now.

Es ist einfach keine richtige WM ohne Ronaldo Tränen (es ist keine richtige WM aus anderen Gründen, but still).