Lola del Rey🐇

Ok here's a better photo of my wedding ceremony

> Bring packed lunch to work to save money , be healthy etc > Just spent $8.50 on a Biscoff cookie

A short squeeze is when your gf is below 5'1

my copilot agent is going off-tangent again with these random thought bubbles

I once read somewhere that if you're a millennial woman your main memory of your mum growing up is that she was dieting

@eswarpr 😯🫡

@Lola_lmao7 Kannada still very much alive in modern day Bengaluru, India’s premier high tech city

my copilot agent started thinking in Kannada, a 5th century Indian language. Apparently ವಳಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ means 'they have bent' or 'they have curved/turned'

@Seraph_Notitia haha ty he already bought it!

We have one, what’s he using it for? We can give him access to our compute

an oil shock is when you have too much seed oils in your food

Do you also get weird dreams when it's not and humid at night, or are you normal

abraham's servant found isaac a wife by asking a woman for water, who also happened to hydrate his camels, so he gave her expensive jewelry and she moved countries for a man she'd never even met. Modern dating is broken...

Someone gifted my friend this Japanese chocolate man

Just had my blood (test) taken by a 中国阿姨 and she smacked my arms five times to find a vein before promptly inserting the needle. Very fast and (mostly) painless experience though. Her clinic was kinda messy

just got an online gambling ad on bible gateway

@nonblankslate He could still simp without eating apple

@Lola_lmao7 Also why he ate the fruit when she gave it to him, so there's a real drawback there

The first words that we know of that came out of Adam's mouth was when he saw Eve for the first time and was like "bones of my bones, flesh of my flesh" which shows that it's biblical to be a poet simp

@Aderaido Me too 😁

@Lola_lmao7 Imagine if I knew what this is

Should my husband buy this? (He asked me, I have no idea but told him I'll crowdsource an answer)

@jdeamattson Not sure hmm

@Lola_lmao7 What would he use it for? A Mac Mini or Mac Studio would probably be a better option for many situations

Hello

In my Bridget Jones era (been eating too much the last few days)