London Zoo

@SirSydneyCamm @sharkastic @Gilleeece The Penguins drunk it all sorry

@sharkastic @Gilleeece @LondonZoo3 Water?

Liz Truss has applied for a job at the Zoo

We have a gorilla currently in rehab suffering from withdrawn, not that anyone cares

@ParkviewCommun1 @MasbroCentre Thanks for visiting! The tiger has asked us to forward on the following message: “OMG delete that i look awful!!!!!” Thanks

@eactcrest please may you ensure they do not teach the animals swear words

Year 7s on their way to ⁦@LondonZoo3⁩ today!!!

@19thGrade @lincolnparkzoo @sandiegozoo Or British Primitive Goat

@LondonZoo3 @lincolnparkzoo @sandiegozoo Perfect, thanks, but our 90 year old grandmother (birthday today on #MothersDay) wants to know what type of animal is pulling her father Thoughts?

Please help - what kind of animal is this? @lincolnparkzoo @sandiegozoo @LondonZoo3 #MothersDay family photo review, likely taken in #Minnesota around 1900 - Twitter sleuths

@19thGrade @lincolnparkzoo @sandiegozoo Or a Blond Adamellan depending on the colour of it

@19thGrade @lincolnparkzoo @sandiegozoo It is a Walliser black necked goat

@thatsmytweet1 @chesterzoo the bears have been drafted to support war efforts

Does anyone know about any of the zoos in Ukraine? Are animals being transported to safety? @chesterzoo @LondonZoo3 does anyone know if they are being helped

the meerkats have finally mastered the gangnam style dance

We do all have 24 hours in a day, however our two-toed sloth chooses to use 16 of those sleeping

@AisyahFaruk we saw her eating bugs on CCTV

Took child to zoo. Child ignored all mammals. Spent way too long looking at #bugs. And refused to leave the #corals until bribed w a trip to Legoland. #entomologistintrainjng @LondonZoo3

the piranhas are anti-vaxxers

@katerina_brv We appreciate your idea, however many of our animals attend a midnight rave and are therefore severely hungover in the day. We thank you for your understanding and respectfully ask that you keep quiet when around the camels.

Have you noticed when you to a zoo most of the animals are sleeping? Zoo should be visited at night @LondonZoo3

We have another open job application this week for lion feeder

whoever swapped their baby with the orangutan in the monkey exhibit please call us ASAP.

Just caught our Polar Bear doing a line of ‘snow’

Ugghhhh what a day

Who left the lion enclosure door open?