RunningWithShears

@loverofmyhorses @Trumpwonbigly1 @RepShontelBrown He was literally in Florida.

@Trumpwonbigly1 @RepShontelBrown Exactly.

Congrats to the President for using a mail-in ballot to vote today. Now that you've seen mail-in ballots are credible, STOP the lies, STOP blocking access to the ballot box, & let Americans choose how they vote, just like you did. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

The exact same election rules are now in place when Republicans won the presidency, house and senate in 2024. But now suddenly Republicans are unable to win another election without the SAVE Act because everyone has been cheating. Makes sense.

Hey men, if having a genetic legacy is important to you, I have some bad news: Men don’t. Ever. Only women do. Literally.

They’re not even subtle.

Every Republican senator who tried to block the nomination of a qualified Black woman to serve on SCOTUS, calling her a "DEI hire," voted to confirm a white plumber with an associate degree in construction technology and no national security experience to lead DHS.

“Those are the words of a potential war criminal.”

@NanaJnr @AnishA_Moonka oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/seahorse…

@NanaJnr @AnishA_Moonka But the female seahorse's eggs were unfertilized and were fertilized by the male after they are deposited in his pouch. So which one is pregnant.

Went down the rabbit hole on this. The dancing is the tamest part of the story. Marine biologist Amanda Vincent has spent decades studying seahorses, and what’s underneath that morning ritual goes way deeper than a cute video. The morning ritual lasts about 6 minutes. Both seahorses brighten their skin, link tails, and pirouette around a shared piece of coral or seagrass. Researchers call it “the carousel dance.” But it has a specific biological function: it synchronizes their reproductive cycles so the female’s eggs are ready the exact moment the male’s brood pouch is empty. That timing matters because the male can’t accept new eggs while he’s already pregnant. The male gets pregnant. The female transfers her eggs into his pouch through an organ called an ovipositor (a tube for depositing eggs). The whole transfer takes about 6 seconds. His pouch seals shut immediately. Inside, he grows a network of blood vessels that works almost exactly like a human placenta, delivering oxygen and nutrients to up to 1,000 developing embryos. Research from the University of Sydney, published in the journal Placenta, found the pouch wall thins and builds new blood vessels during pregnancy in ways that closely mirror what happens in a mammalian uterus. He gives birth using skeletal muscles, not smooth muscles like in mammalian labor. That means he has conscious control over the process. Labor can take hours. And within hours of delivering up to 1,000 fully formed babies, he’s ready to mate again. The female already has her next batch of eggs prepared, sometimes the same day. Less than 0.5% of those babies survive to adulthood. Fewer than 5 out of every 1,000. No parental care after birth. They get swept into ocean currents, eaten by crabs, or starve before they find food. That survival rate is why the morning dance matters so much. Every lost mating cycle is hundreds of offspring that never existed. The monogamy is extraordinary for a fish. Only about 3% of mammals form lasting partnerships. For fish, it’s rarer still. But in species like the Australian H. whitei, pairs are genetically monogamous across multiple breeding seasons. They greet each other every morning and ignore other seahorses entirely. The bond only breaks when one partner disappears. Amanda Vincent once watched a female keep visiting a male whose brood pouch had been punctured by a predator, making pregnancy impossible. She showed up every morning for weeks until his pouch healed. Then they remated. About 150 million seahorses are pulled from the ocean every year for traditional medicine and the pet trade. Most pet seahorses don’t last six weeks. 14 of the 47 known species were only identified in this century, meaning we’re losing populations of animals we barely knew existed.

For those unaware, Surf Dracula is the single most accurate description of how our media has become mediocre. Don't forget it. You see it everywhere.

@DapperDanMans @MikeLevin Presidents have voted in person before.

@MikeLevin Your a FUCKING IDIOT . YOU THINK HE SHOULD A MADE A SPECTACLE AND CAME IN WITH HIS DETAIL ???? NO . THERE ARE SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES , TRUMP IS 1

Donald Trump called mail-in voting “mail-in cheating” on Monday. That same day, news broke that he just voted by mail in a Florida special election. His polling place is a 15-minute drive from Mar-a-Lago. He spent the last two weekends there. He mailed it anyway. He is now holding the entire country hostage to pass a bill making it harder for you to vote the way he just voted. Shameless hypocrisy. nytimes.com/2026/03/24/us/…

@NanaJnr @AnishA_Moonka The female human got impregnated by the male human after he gave her his sperm.

@LoneStarDem @AnishA_Moonka Looool, ok, ok...the male sea horse got impregnated by the female sea horse after she gave him her eggs. Nice

🚨LEAKED VIDEO: We’ve obtained secretly recorded video of Republican Chip Roy ADMITTING he’s trying to hide concerns his SAVE Act hurts women voters: “I’m trying not to elevate the issue… my Chief of Staff… had to go through a bunch of hoops… (and) go back to the DMV twice. The footage was secretly recorded from a ZOOM meeting from February last year, featuring the “Election Integrity Network” - an organization founded by Cleta Mitchell, a 2020 Trump attorney who played a central role in efforts to overturn his loss. It’s a stunning admission - as Roy publicly claims the bill isn’t a barrier to women, while admitting IN PRIVATE the exact hurdles women face. 🧵

Every headline now is something like: China powers office building with spoonful of baker's yeast; America's new AI surgeon general says hot dogs count as vegetables

Donald Trump ran on 3 things: lower prices, keep us out of war, and slash the national debt. A year later, average gas prices has increased 40%, we’re at war with Iran, and the national debt hit an ALL TIME HIGH of $39 trillion. Getting tired of winning yet?

@HaronMatan @mrsDugskullery You mean the weapons that Israel claimed they carried so that they could justify bombing them?

@mrsDugskullery you mean the same ambulances that were used to transport weapons? and the same "paramedics" that helped handle those weapons? ok.

Those who denied Israel had executed Red Cross ambulance crews then buried the ambulances. Then lied about it until found out. Are the same as those who fired 300+ bullets into a child in a car. Then killed the paramedics who were attending her... are now upset about ambulances

@_Johoshua @CollinRugg *could have

And that county will now be out $400-$500 MILLION in tax revenue over 20 years. That could of rebuilt all the counties public highway infrastructure and a couple of water towers and some schools and replace the Waste Water plant, but instead we're going to keep our farm and stay fat as fuck and barely able to hobble around braless with a stick. PS: I know what I'm talking about my company is part of a $7 BILLION dollar Data Center Project.

NEW: Kentucky family rejects $26 million offer to convert part of their farm into a data center despite the offer being about 10 times the going rate for farmland in the area. "If it's my way, I'll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn't mean anything." "As long as I'm on this land, as long as it's feeding me, as long as it's taking care of me, there's nothing that can destroy me if I've got this land." Video: Local 12 WKRC

I’ve never seen an “omffffffffffffg” in cat form before

Since we apparently still have grown men exposing themselves by openly admitting they don’t understand what statutory rape is, let’s make this very simple. Statutory rape exists because children cannot legally consent to sexual activity with adults. It doesn’t matter if the adult says the child “agreed.” It doesn’t matter if the child didn’t fight back. It doesn’t matter if someone tries to frame it as a “relationship.” A child does not have the legal or psychological capacity to consent to sex with an adult. That is exactly why the law exists. The reason some men struggle with this concept is because they try to center the child’s behaviour instead of the adult’s responsibility. They ask what the child said, how the child acted, what the child wore, or whether the child “wanted it.” None of that changes the fact that the responsibility always lies with the adult. Statutory rape laws exist to protect minors from adults who try to blur that line. I know a lot of you little bitches are suddenly acting confused about what statutory rape is, because you know you’ve engaged sexually with a child before.

A federal judge is allowing the release of deposition videos of two former DOGE staffers, ruling that the risk of "embarrassment and reputational harm" is not enough to overcome the public interest in the videos. abcnews.link/tuiDw9D