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@LongJonDumpster

Katılım Kasım 2025
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spaniel@HuughJasssss·
@LongJonDumpster @dante321321321 @francesmartel What if you were my neighbour and you had an infestation of gun crime, fentanyl, and parasitic megalomaniacs? Am I alright to execute you? Because you would be first against the fucking wall.
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6ix Sports
6ix Sports@6ix_sports1·
@JupiterKunt @oilerslose @gansettguzzler Oh my god it really sucks that people like you vote lmao. It’s why trump is in power right now because so many of you Americans are low iq retards that should’ve stayed in school. Ridiculous comment. Try us
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Gansett Guzzler
Gansett Guzzler@gansettguzzler·
It feels like the Canadians don’t even try to prevent wildfires
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Lorne@LongJonDumpster·
@dante321321321 @francesmartel I suppose that eight years ago Canada must have been able to get to all the trees because this is a new phenomenon. The occasional wildfire is an obvious inevitability but it’s become incessant in recent years due to Canadian incompetence. That’s an extremely reasonable gripe
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Dante
Dante@dante321321321·
@LongJonDumpster @francesmartel I'm not sure we can even get to all the trees All it takes is for <.001% of the trees to catch fire and we have another mess on our hands
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Lorne@LongJonDumpster·
@dante321321321 @francesmartel All the more reason for that to be priority numero uno. Why the hell is the Forest Nation so bad at doing Forest Stuff
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Dante
Dante@dante321321321·
@LongJonDumpster @francesmartel I understand that we should be managing the dry wood / dead wood in our forests better, but the entire country is a forest. Literally. So there's only so much we can do See here:
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Lorne@LongJonDumpster·
@dante321321321 @francesmartel If you were my next door neighbor and I never mowed my lawn to the point that ticks and fleas and other pests constantly flooded out of my lawn and into your presumably well-kept yard I expect that you would quite rightly want to see me executed
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Dante
Dante@dante321321321·
@francesmartel Wtf is wrong with you ? These forest fires are not on purpose *Much of Canada's land is literally just trees* If even <0.01% of that giant plethora of trees catches fire, it causes the current problem Why would you sanction Canada over something that's a basic math problem
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hazel
hazel@miffyhazel·
@MongolianBeast1 @MeltingSnowBro Big power plant cost much money to build. More people use power, more cost split up. Same plant, more use, each bit of power cheaper.
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Lorne@LongJonDumpster·
@KugelV6 Notable omission: broken windows theory is correct
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Kara
Kara@karafagan·
Why does Brandon Marsh STILL have that nasty ass wet hair as a spectator? I assumed it was some weird game day ritual
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Lorne@LongJonDumpster·
@LouieKnows13 @karafagan Dude the point is there’s better and much less disgusting ways to pay tribute to your dad than to have an industrial fryer’s worth of oil in your hair 24/7. Brandon Marsh makes me wanna puke. He looks like an Alaskan bush person. It’s fuckin gross I don’t care why he does it
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Lorne@LongJonDumpster·
@LouieKnows13 @karafagan I wouldn’t burn nearly as well as Brandon Marsh would. Fuckers a walking grease fire
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Lorne@LongJonDumpster·
@LouieKnows13 @karafagan I’m gonna honor my late grandfather by smearing mud and dirt and rank manure all over myself all the time, in honor of when he worked the farm as a boy
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LouCards@LouieKnows13·
@karafagan It’s a blessing to his father who passed away. He said his dad was bald and does it to honor him you jackass .
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Lorne@LongJonDumpster·
@makecitiesgreat They really just hate normality. If you asked that guy what exactly was so great about the cheap shitty stickers and lazy scribbles he wouldn’t have an answer beyond “they were put there by people”, because the real answer is that he likes breaking stuff. Societal pyromaniacs
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We deserve better cities
We deserve better cities@makecitiesgreat·
Urban leftists valorize grime as cultural "authenticity," but once you visit enough big cities around the world you realize it's all the same garbage. Indecipherable graffiti tags, mass-produced stickers, trashy flyers. Cultural slop. Ugly, generic, disposable.
kitty lynxpaws@cranbypaws_

just seen a video of a guy cover up decades of culture and stickers just to give it a sloppy landlord special for the sake of 'fixing' it (it will never function again)

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Lorne@LongJonDumpster·
@captive_dreamer The entire internationally recognized square mileage of the Islamic Republic of Iran could be vaporized and turned to glass and dimwit pundits would still try to say Trump is getting embarrassed by the Islamic Revolutionary Glass Corps
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Lorne@LongJonDumpster·
@hdsonfrs @thegodchips @skrunkitup They’re fat and/or socially awkward and sports remind them of their poor middle and high school experience
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emmy
emmy@skrunkitup·
i lowkey hate this place but $2 well drinks for happy hour
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Lorne@LongJonDumpster·
@Trandlesnatch I do not consider myself a pessimist and I do not believe “reality makes one cruel” but I do believe reality makes one less likely to extend kindness towards people who do not deserve it
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Rosalie Roxanne
Rosalie Roxanne@Trandlesnatch·
@LongJonDumpster You’re a stupid prick who thinks that “reality” must make one cruel, when that is logically untrue. You’re being a pessimist for your own sake, your own feelings, rather than being honest that reality contains multitudes. Basically: Shut up, prick.
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josii
josii@josiibricks·
why is the rizzler a modern philosopher
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La Défense YIMBY
La Défense YIMBY@BarneyFlames·
Americans of all stripes are very PC about fatness so if people are actually telling you your lunch is too big you are probably eating a comically large amount of food.
Why women get Ls@ywomendeservles

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RaffaelThePunished
RaffaelThePunished@RaffaelPunished·
@LongJonDumpster @MASSGRAVE_ART Cod3 never came to pc bc was dogshit game made by different studio, cod was always pc game until mw2-3 happend when trickshooting montage community took of with retarded faze clan. Auto aim got aggressive roller players got owned complained like cry babies. I was there kid
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