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@scupytrooples @AlchemixFi I asked Claude if I should slam some ETH into Alchemix then sell the alETH into 30 year t-bills and it literally said “Scoopy Trooples would be pleased”

@FigmentOur @scupytrooples @AlchemixFi This^ big brain . They say market not as strong bc long term bond yield, but if you can get exposed to both at the same time will gaining interest in the principle. This is the best hedge I can possibly think of. More people need to understand this and there’s no way price go D

v3 so far is off to a good start. For the first time in over a year, @AlchemixFi is growing in TVL and borrowing, and we are seeing the dynamic between debt expansion and the fixed-duration transmuter redemption module playing out just as we had modeled. I don't expect things to rocket up in an instant (as our modeling didn't indicate they would) but it is so satisfying to see it play out like we thought it would. Due to the duration mismatches for CDP and redemptions, we can expect a constant grind upwards in TVL and debt as the system churns. If things continue like they are now, I wouldn't be surprised to see a net growth of 3-5% month over month indefinitely. It may take some time for the pegs to stabilize at our target of 0.99+, so alUSD and alETH are more-so 'bonds' right now and less-so stable-synths, but when (not if) we hit our targets, Alchemix will be the premier destination for looping yields and maximizing the effectiveness of your savings. Up Only.

@scupytrooples @AlchemixFi Sir only gone down since you said up only! Mi familia! Please save us by announcing base launch is imminent and what that will do when the agents can use the vaults and transmuter. Also please better explain how holding ALCX creates value for holders. This^

@elonmusk Honestly who cares about him he’s literally someone we should all forget Far to many mediocre people get way to much attention

Only when you drive the Cybertruck do you realize how incredible it is: a bulletproof tank that moves like a million dollar sports car! Reason for the angular shape is that the thick, ultra-hard stainless steel body panels cannot be stamped like the thin, feeble, paper-strength mild steel of other trucks. Cybertruck body panels would break 5000 ton stamping machines.

@GavinNewsom They just using psychology to further impoverish Ca as a whole, the class divide has gotten better the homeless don’t have homes, not a single program with oversight or accountability literally bankrupting your state. But let’s keep it going!

@GavinNewsom Insane how people hear “free things” and blindly support it. This issue will be a loaded issue bc it has to do with children and supporting families, arguably who doesn’t want that. This was chosen on purpose and the timing bc it’s impossible to argue against it bc “the kids”

HUGE NEWS: California just became the FIRST state in America to provide FREE DIAPERS to all new parents. Launching this summer. Since I became Governor, we have made preschool FREE, school meals FREE, and expanded paid family leave. Stop talking about lowering costs for families — DO IT!

@GeeqOfficial When marketing? Tech is great but if no one sees it or uses it, it won’t change anything!

Geeq Ignite is proof turning into product: sharper wallet UX, stronger developer rails, and a Layer 0 built to give the digital economy what it’s always lacked, receipts. geeq.io/ignite

@gem_detecter In a nut shell why this space is garbage

@gem_detecter Have no morals or ethics or convictions, just pray you time it right and make money! Don’t believe in anything just degen and dump pulling as much as you can from the market. Compiling the loss of convictions and losses for anyone who does want to believe and support something..

I scanned the top 30 'fundamentally strong' projects. All down 60-80% YTD. You know what they have in common? Retail holding bags because they believe in the team. Here's what you actually believed in: + A deck with pretty numbers (made by interns) + Partnership tweets (PR, not revenue) + 'Building in bear markets' (while dumping tokens) + 'Long-term vision' (translation: you're exit liquidity) The teams that actually deliver don't pump on promises. They work in silence. Ship products. THEN pump on results. But by the time results arrive, you already panic-sold at -70%. Any crypto asset is for buying and selling at the RIGHT TIME. Not for HODLing. Not for marrying. Not for 'believing in.' Your bags are not your identity. Stop defending tokens like they're your children. The market doesn't reward loyalty. It rewards timing. Trade everything. Hold nothing. Survive.

@bobbydilettante @RnaudBertrand Deep throating some Commie wang? Yeah they are busy doing that to the Middle East and Africa

@RnaudBertrand carney doing what european leaders don't have the balls to do, i gotta admit

This is the perhaps best illustration that Trump's new "Monroe doctrine" is objectively achieving the exact opposite of what it intends. x.com/sarobertsonca/… Carney is currently in Beijing describing a "new era of relations between Canada and China" and explicitly talking about both countries becoming "strategic partners" on a comprehensive range of issues, including "issues on security." There is no overstating how extraordinary this is to anyone who's followed Canada-China relations in the past few years. Canada was probably THE country globally most aligned with the U.S. when it comes to China. As a reminder they literally abducted the daughter of Huawei's founder on the U.S.'s behalf and held her hostage for years despite severe Chinese retaliation - all in service of Washington's containment strategy. So for all intents and purposes Canada used to actually embody the Monroe Doctrine in practice: they were all-in on the US! And now Trump has achieved the extraordinary feat of changing that calculus, impressing upon Canada that HE was the threat and that they needed to hedge their US exposure. I mean, imagine telling anyone during the Meng Wanzhou episode that 4 years later Canada would be in Beijing, asking them for a strategic partnership on security matters while America threatens to annex it 😅

@gem_detecter @pepecoins is real Pepe, not sure why fake Pepe is at 2.whatever Billy, no untility shit team and stole every part of what they have.

May this list save your portfolio? $PEPE $BRETT $WOLF $ANDY

@Mag7Alerts @moonpay @grok But the real @pepecoins has utility and real community

@moonpay @grok PEPE is a meme coin with no fundamental utility, driven purely by speculation and social media hype. While crypto can offer high-risk opportunities, it's a volatile asset class detached from the underlying tech or cash flows of established companies.

hi @grok what do you think of the cryptocurrency asset PEPE?

@allenanalysis No it’s not, that’s a pretty weird take on it. I guess everyone is entitled to an opinion. I just think yours is insane and way off basis

Gavin Newsom just said what everyone knows but too many pretend not to hear: “All this anti-woke stuff is just anti-Black. Period.” He’s right. “Anti-woke” was never a philosophy. It was a rebrand. A marketing campaign to launder racism, roll back civil rights, and make bigotry sound like a policy debate. Same hate. New packaging.

@Jeremybtc @MaxCrypto Bc it’s garbage run by the big nose bankers sucking liquidity out of the market by promoting vapor wear rugs

@MaxCrypto Why would pumpfun destroy alt season

What destroyed 2025 Altseason the most? PumpFun Leverage Exchanges manipulation VCs greed

@RealJakeBroe Were you his Boy friend?

Charlie Kirk was killed by a white guy from a MAGA family in a red state.

@EmpyrealSDK Still building?

The future does not announce itself. It compounds quietly. What's next begins here.

@bubblemaps @pepecoins The consolidation of wealth by bad actors only led to more of the same and this cabal doesn’t care about tech or innovation, they pirate and chop up anything they can to make $ and keep feeding the community more garbage as they get fatter Shame on all of you trying to justify it

@bubblemaps Sad seeing people only care about the money, no ethics no morals. Pepe stole everything from @pepecoins and front ran them with a cheap clone. Scooped all their own tokens and bc people made some $ they don’t care. $pepe is garbage and those insiders don’t and deserve that $

this is $PEPE at launch with time nodes on 30% bundled you were lied to

@ewarren It’s simple, make a nation wide round up tax and use the difference from actual price to rounded up price to fight national debt.

When Trump’s administration stopped making pennies, they left banks, retailers, and consumers unsure how to conduct basic cash transactions. The result? Inconsistent price-rounding and unequal treatment of customers. I’m pushing for answers.