LongJack
92 posts


@wisdomXplorer I kicked that son of a bitch in the balls soo hard he jumped 3 feet into the air and collapsed like a sack of rice. And I made sure to do it in front of the whole class.
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@_sorrengailll It's not an insult. Its a manipultion tactic, used by insecure women who want to see other women insecure or by men who want you to be insecure so they can bang you.
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@AlBuffalo2nite Because they ran out of adults who are willing to listen to their bullshit.
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@cyrille_juuf My first job was in a cemetery. Believe me, they have. And do.
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@QuoteNietzsche Philosophy encourages critical thinking. Muscles grow when stressed and forced to perform. The same can be said of the mind.
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@washghost1 Because telling an extrovert to shut up just makes them louder.
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@TheCriticalDri2 As a man once said. "Behind every beautiful woman is a guy who's bored of fucking her."
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Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Random fact of the day: The lead singer of Jamiroquai, Jay Kay, once broke up with Winona Ryder because her breasts were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time.
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@shiningdaisies I like being middle aged. I'm past all that finding myself shit. I know exactly who I am. I'm fucking tired.
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