LongJack

92 posts

LongJack

LongJack

@Longjack67

Katılım Aralık 2024
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Raven
Raven@Ravenismeee·
what is it called when you can’t take it anymore but you keep taking it
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
When did it become a rule that if one person is offended, that automatically makes it offensive?
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Raven
Raven@Ravenismeee·
Your first day in heaven who you going to look for?
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@wisdomXplorer I kicked that son of a bitch in the balls soo hard he jumped 3 feet into the air and collapsed like a sack of rice. And I made sure to do it in front of the whole class.
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WisdomX
WisdomX@wisdomXplorer·
Did you ever get bullied in your school/college? How did you deal with it?
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@BillyM2k Most people don't have time to complain because they're too busy working to survive after paying taxes.
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Shibetoshi Nakamoto
Shibetoshi Nakamoto@BillyM2k·
i don’t understand why everyone doesn’t spend their entire day complaining about taxes at all times
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@orangie If only I could brother. I miss Texas.
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Orangie
Orangie@orangie·
who wants to go to houston on friday.
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
Caught my 72 year old Step dad watching Euphoria. He looked at me and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE FUCKING PEOPLE." I just said "Oh, wait".
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@_sorrengailll It's not an insult. Its a manipultion tactic, used by insecure women who want to see other women insecure or by men who want you to be insecure so they can bang you.
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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·
Why tf is virgin an insult that never made sense to me
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@AlBuffalo2nite Because they ran out of adults who are willing to listen to their bullshit.
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A Gene Robinson
A Gene Robinson@AlBuffalo2nite·
Why do SOME parents trauma dump on their children? Can someone answer that?
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Deep Psychology
Deep Psychology@DeepPsycho_HQ·
How to deal with idiots?
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@cyrille_juuf My first job was in a cemetery. Believe me, they have. And do.
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Cyrille juuf🇸🇳
Cyrille juuf🇸🇳@cyrille_juuf·
Pourquoi les criminels n’ont jamais pensé à enterrer leurs cadavres au cimetière ?
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@QuoteNietzsche Philosophy encourages critical thinking. Muscles grow when stressed and forced to perform. The same can be said of the mind.
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@beyoumf That depends on how you describe success.
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by@beyoumf·
is it necessary to be intelligent to succeed in life?
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@washghost1 Because telling an extrovert to shut up just makes them louder.
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@kfc Clean your kitchens and start serving KFC again. I dont know whos in charge over there now, but fried chicken isnt supposed to be grey, soggy and flavorless.
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KFC
KFC@kfc·
some of you guys haven't been licking your fingers lately. it's obvious.
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@TheCriticalDri2 As a man once said. "Behind every beautiful woman is a guy who's bored of fucking her."
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@shiningdaisies I like being middle aged. I'm past all that finding myself shit. I know exactly who I am. I'm fucking tired.
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hera
hera@shiningdaisies·
this adult shit is ass
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@ysuckme Selectively Social. I like that.
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y@ysuckme·
i’m not anti-social, i’m selectively social.
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LongJack
LongJack@Longjack67·
@Dearme2_ Freedom often goes hand in hand with loneliness. But if you have the time alone, use it. Use it to improve yourself. Use it to figure out what you really want your life to be. The strongest men are the ones who did it alone. Do it alone.
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Dear Self.
Dear Self.@Dearme2_·
AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE 26-27 SITTING ALONE IN YOUR ROOM, PARENTS ARE OLD, YOUR SIBLINGS ARE MARRIED AND BUSY WITH THEIR OWN FAMILIES AND THERE'S NO ONE YOU CAN TALK TO AND NO ONE CHECKS ON YOU. WHAT IS IT CALLED — LONELINESS OR FREEDOM. WHATEVER IT IS, IT IS HEAVY.
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