Longshot

$600b injected into economy via stimulus; Government re-opening in less than 10 days; QT ending Dec 1 or so; Rate cut in Dec (uncertain); Hedge Funds needing to meet quotas before end of year. Santa Claus rally incoming imo. $ETH $TSLA $RKLB CC: @Chimp_Capital

@cantonmeow Was the re-test on low volume? If so, I might be more arroused than you.

#Bitcoin update since this morning

@matthughes13 It’s probably smart to be in ball deep considering the merger to SpaceX and scale of robotaxi, energy sector, and Optimus commercially.

I have been bullish at every major support zone since the 100s but some people have short memories. If we let emotions make decisions for us then we will be less profitable. Dont be like Pennington $TSLA x.com/Pennington7229…

@Chimp_Capital Only thing I want you to pull is my cock

Chimp Capital when it’s Day 267 of straight green days with zero pullbacks. $QQQ $SPY $DJI $IWM

@Chimp_Capital I like Rocket Lab USA $rklb 🚀

$RKLB

@Chimp_Capital @RadioGenoa They are bigger than the launch of neutron, smellier too

@RadioGenoa Whales?

Health Ambassador in Wales. It seems like a joke but it isn't.

When she finds out you aren’t “married” to Rocket Lab USA $RKLB CC: @Chimp_Capital - “cut it off”

@Chimp_Capital @unusual_whales The only thing guaranteed in life is that Trump will taco 🌮 and Chinese girls like me

@Longshot_Long @unusual_whales I’m full port 0DTE $800 $SPY calls for guaranteed profits

Many Gen Z investors are increasingly turning to higher-risk assets to achieve their financial goals, per Northwestern Mutual.

@Chimp_Capital @unusual_whales 100% time to go balls deep, no lube

@unusual_whales I’m full porting deep OTM 0DTE calls. It’s the only way to win in this market.

@Chimp_Capital Fat boy slim will pump the markets for midterms

I just can’t get myself to accept that this is a V shaped bottom similar to the tariff crash. Capitulatory bottoms have huge accompanying volume, whereas this one has steeply declining volume. $QQQ

@Chimp_Capital I prefer StarCraft

Back when you could’ve bought Bitcoin/Fartcoin and retired with generational wealth. $RKLB $ASTS $QQQ $SPY $BTC

@Chimp_Capital @SGTWipper1Each Is that Matt Munchies

@Longshot_Long @SGTWipper1Each

How would you respond?

@Chimp_Capital @SGTWipper1Each Sign me up bro

@SGTWipper1Each I’m ready. Where do I sign

@matthughes13 It’s not advisable to sell high time frame support when the end of the war is imminent. Too emotional and too dumb.

I’ve had so many unfollows recently compared to follows — this is a great sign that the next leg higher is coming sooner than most people think. The tourists are finally leaving. 🚀

@Breaking911 I prefer to be called a dotard or a mentally stable genius @Chimp_Capital

TRUMP: “Kim Jong Un used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person.”

@Chimp_Capital Where is Kim Jong or that black guy letting his dong hang low

Happy Easter. $QQQ $SPY $DJI $IWM

@cantonmeow Or stalk, whatever

@Longshot_Long Subscribe, you said?

Sometimes people get bitter because they don't want others to succeed when they miss out. I also hate when girls wear frilly skirts. I wished I'd look good in them, but that would ruin my sex symbol masculinity image vibe that I give on here. Guess I'll just cheer the girls on.

@cantonmeow Tom Lee is the smartest Asian I ever met besides Jack Ma. Believe in somETHing.

#Ethereum daily The market is a master at baiting us But I want to see more volume before I'm convinced of something happening rather than another lonesome night with a pack of frozen dinner

@cantonmeow If you were a girl I would f**k you.

I don't feel sexy today. Would you mind giving me some reassurance?🐱

@Chimp_Capital I went in balls deep Friday, there’s no such thing as fear. Fear is the mind killer.

Futes just opened. Crude $WTI slightly elevated. $QQQ $SPY $DJI $IWM $VIX