LongyLonghorn

#BREAKING It can be revealed that a staggering 19 so called ISIS ‘brides’ and their fatherless children flew out of Syria on Monday night bound for Australia to be put straight into free public housing, free Medicare and a lucrative single mothers pension all on the Australian taxpayer. Just 5 short months after the Radical Islamic Bondi Beach terror attack. Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke, who looked almost jubilant, has confirmed that 19 people embarked in Damascus and were on a flight back to Australia. 10 former ISIS ‘brides’ are expected to land in Sydney on Tuesday evening. Another 9 will be gracing the streets of Melbourne later today. Since Islamic States humiliating defeat, they have lived in tents in a variety of camps in north eastern Syria. Since then, the Albanese Government has organised repatriations in small groups. Despite denying so. The woman now jump the Public Housing cue and go straight into homes which is known as “Emergency Public Housing” and will be paid thousands of dollars purely for being single mothers. This National Security risk and the lifelong burden on the Australian taxpayer, could have all been avoided if Anthony Albanese had a backbone. But like all socialists, he failed at the first hurdle. Putting all of us, at risk.

@daniel_prins He's already signed

lol it’s going to be Hird, isn’t it?

@VinnysCorner1 Ali

Age yourself…. Name a boxer you grew up watching

Seriously @kayosports can you just fix your fucking app. I pay $45 a month for fewer and fewer sports every year. It’s the least you could do for your customers.

@TheCinesthetic Caddyshack

What’s the name of this movie? • 10/10 Plot • 10/10 Cinematography • 10/10 Cast • 10/10 Acting • 10/10 Soundtrack • 10/10 Direction

@hashbrowne Not everyone can win 3 in a row

Who’s brave enough to put a line through the Lions for the three-peat? #AFLGiantsLions

@PopcornPost_ Caddyshack

You only have one film to prove that you have great taste in movies. What film are you going with?

@darren_levin @JoshGarlepp Craig Bradley

@JoshGarlepp It’s for Scott Pendlebury. He is breaking the AFL games record hence 433.

Why is everyone promoting 433, what brand is that

@TravRusso Tuck just played footy

This 433 shit is out of hand, being milked for absolutely all its worth. I don't remember anywhere near the publicity when Boomer took the record. I'm actually getting second hand embarrassment for Pendlebury, it's all a bit yuk!

@Mootha27 Karma for the way Sheedy treated Jeans

This may be the lowest point I’ve experienced as an Essendon supporter in over 40 years. Including the Saga.

@RichardLynch64 @AymanSidao79261 No Dusty No flags

@AymanSidao79261 @LongyLonghorn We did have the best team out.. LOL

Bookmark this. Hawks won’t win the flag. Outside of newcum, there’s genuinely no stars. Think the dusty, Cotch, reiwoldt, castangna type… they just don’t have the firepower #afl #AFLHawksCrows

@METAVERZUZ Yes

Be honest, is Elvis Presley greater than Michael Jackson?

@RichardLynch64 Port Tigers Prelim. I was there. No Dusty and Port win. Simple

@RichardLynch64 You just had Dusty mate. Without him you win no flags.

@LongyLonghorn @HawksInsiders @HawthornFC At the very least is should be a transition Give hawthorn 3 games in tassie 2 home and 1 away. 2 of those are vs the Devils. Win win win. Devils get an extra game in tassie, hawks maintain their 25 year relationship with Launceston who continue to benefit from the tourism

@LongyLonghorn @HawksInsiders @HawthornFC 100% the idea that the afl thinks that kicking out hawthorn will somehow mean hawks supporters change to the devils is so dumb. All they are doing is depriving 10k tassie hawks members who kept footy alive in tassie the ability to see their tem play more than once a year.

@Snoman_here @superfooty You obviously don't have an autistic child

@superfooty So,the Cats have gotten into the NDIS grift. How many Geelong players kids have been diagnosed as autistic by the club doctor and then paid a government subsidy through the shonky provider. Smart way to get around salary cap issues.

An leaked email has exposed how Geelong’s top officials received boutique hotel upgrades alongside a club sponsor now accused of masterminding a massive disability charity fraud. FULL DETAILS 👉 bit.ly/4v0eh1v

@GrowingUpRetro 80s was the worst music ever

The 80s had the best music ever. Synth pop, hair metal, and Prince dropping absolute bangers every year. What’s your favorite 80s song?

@Notwokenow We dont tip in the rest of the world. We pay people properly

The standard tip I leave is 20%. If the service is great, I leave more. If the service sucks, I adjust accordingly. (But I never change my tip based on food quality. Servers don’t have anything to do with that. What’s your tipping policy?

@HawksInsiders @HawthornFC There's the assumption the Tassie Hawks supporters will just go to the Devils. I saw our crowd on TV and they are as passionate as anyone. They won't change. I respect our Board, but maybe we need to fight a bit harder ?

@HawksInsiders @HawthornFC I'm a fiercely parochial South Australian. I grew up supporting Hawthorn. When the Crows came in I wasn't sure if I'd change. I didnt. I hated the Crows and loved the Hawks even more. My SA Hawks mates did too. Let's not abandon our Tassie Hawks.