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@DairiesMcqueens - I’ve been trying to cancel my account for weeks. What do I need to do to get a response???????

@MbarkCherguia Maureen

If this dog was yours, what would you name it?

@Matt_Pinner Food

What's missing 🤔

@Geniustechw Poo soup

Describe this chaos in three words or less 👇

@Matt_Pinner Shoal

What would be the perfect group name for these ladies?

@_sorrengailll Wow hair products, all of them. Il Makiage foundation.

Girls, what if each of you shares the worst make up product you’ve ever bought, so the rest of us don’t waste money for nothing? I’ll start: olaplex shampoo

@iTheWolfman Did AI forget to plant the middle tree?

Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see 2 people holding hands, you're right-brained. What do you see?

@fesshole My rabbits escaped to go and live in the woods, apparently (after dad had hurriedly cleared up the carnage). Dad would often spot them just out of our eyeline when we were walking the dog, “ooh there they are, there!! Oh did you miss them, shame.”

When I was a kid I found my pet rabbit dead in its hutch with blood everywhere & my dad told me that rabbits build up gas & burst. So we got another & a week later that one burst as well. I was so upset we got a dog instead. Years later I realised a fox killed my rabbits not gas.

@honeymoon250 Anyone growing up in the 70s-80s will have all of these

7 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

@OSM_Photography Love that!

@qatarairways Hi I don’t have a DM from you

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@qatarairways will QR010 be flying tomorrow, 23 March?

@qatarairways I did, but no reply. I received a check in notification so I’ve checked in now.

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@qatarairways Hi - will the QR010 be flying tomorrow, 23 March, to Doha?

@jverona77 Calling friend on the landline on a Thursday evening after Top of the Pops to discuss the Top 10 and arrange to meet outside Woolworths at 6pm on Saturday after we had finished our Saturday jobs, and both turn up as planned.

If you see this tweet you have to mention one of your favourite paintings. Gustave Caillebotte, Paris Street, Rainy Day, 1877, oil on canvas, Art Institute of Chicago

@realgirl_fieri Is this like Paxo in the UK? I will never not have Paxo sage & onion!

@stevehillwriter Derived from ‘Buckskin Day’. The mayor would drape a local child in a buckskin, smear their face with goose fat and lead them with a rope of woven ivy to each house. The residents would stroke the buckskin three times in return for a bag of quinces.

@Mizzoh66 I’m the same. It was like I found my nirvana state of being.

@PicturesFoIder Aside from all the money stuff, he says, calmly, “we’re done” and physically backs off, and she counters with “if you’re going to scream at me then leave”. Scream? He’s already said he’s done! Massive red flags there, gaslighting loon.

Who’s wrong here?