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James Corden acts gay for two hours and gets a Golden Globe nomination, I act straight for 23 years and all I get is trauma

@ianmcque Isn’t he a Dickens character?🤔

@iGregGreene @ddoniolvalcroze 😂👍🏼

@ddoniolvalcroze It contains two small men who take turns jotting down everything you type onto legal pads. This hard drive is only operational Mon-Fri 9am to 5pm, holidays excluded.

5 MB harddrive being shipped by IBM - 1956.

完成。 15枚でした。 #ブレードランナー #BladeRunner #ポリススピナー #フルスクラッチ

#ブレードランナー #BladeRunner #ポリススピナー #フルスクラッチ

#ブレードランナー #BladeRunner #ポリススピナー #フルスクラッチ

@capricorn_1202 @smilegossamer Wow!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🎉

@smilegossamer こんな感じでどうでしょう。

メイキング･オブ･1/6 ポリススピナー 。 3年を14枚にまとめました。 まとまってないけど････ #ブレードランナー #BladeRunner #ポリススピナー #フルスクラッチ

@seanspicer "Person who was calm, rational and honest was not treated like a comedic weirdo who lied incessantly for a blatantly unfit conman" Context matters.

@seanspicer Is it because your’re a lying twat?🤔Asking for a friend.

Tale of two briefings: Jen Psaki treated much differently by press than Sean Spicer foxnews.com/media/sean-spi…

@RussInCheshire I watched some of his “briefings” and couldn’t believe the way he lied to the American public day after day. People like him who enabled disgraced ex-president trump, should be pariahs.

Given Mr. Cruz’s sudden interest in the issues facing Union Workers, we look forward to his support of the Protect The Right to Organize (PRO) Act.

Hey @tedcruz, have you forgotten that "hollywood" employs thousands of middle-class, union behind the scenes workers all over the country? DO NOT speak for us ever again. The only folks you can speak for are the terrorists who stormed the capitol on 1/6/21. Embarrassing.

@mtgreenee @mmfa You’ve no idea what communism is.

Communists bloggers like @mmfa run the same playbook of lies and smears on people they feel threatened by. Produce fake news, spread it all around, then tag all fake news stories about their victim in all future stories. Guess what? Nobody cares about your BS.

@ddoniolvalcroze I DONTBELEIVEITS A REALPHOTOITMUSTBEFAKE IWASNTHERESOITCANTBEREAL.. oh hang on, we don’t have to be like that now do we?🤔

@firslut @alex_brian92 @drdavidsamadi @leftist_brain People insanely believe everything they're told. They won't even suspect something dodgy is going on.

@janeetaswan @latonella @Rehune You don’t see enough use of “jotter” and “haversack”🤔😂

@latonella @Rehune Me too including home made compilation love song tape I never gave to the lad I fancied who’s name was scrawled all over my jotter and my haversack 😣

Explaining the concept of video stores to the girls ‘So if someone else in your town was watching Harry Potter then you couldn’t watch it?’ *20 minutes of actual rolling on the floor laughing