Dan Luchi

It’s really more of a milkstir when you think about it.

*bangs ski poles together* “It’s Klæbo-ing time!” - Johannes Høsflot Klæbo, probably

What if we counted every individual medal given out at the Olympics? That means one for each member of a relay team or one for each member of an ice hockey team. USA ends up with 65 golds!

@umhoops I was at the game and it felt 50-50 there as well.

It genuinely feels like a 50-50 split to me.

Unbelievable levels of going for it by Nick Goepper in the ski half pipe.

@chriswithans The medal count should be how many medals they actually give out. 25 for men’s hockey 23 for women’s hockey 4 for a 4 person curling team or a 4 man bobsled. 1 for individual events.

Again, this is the second most prestigious medal at the winter Olympics behind the men's hockey medal. And yet it counts exactly the same (1 Gold) in the medal standings as the Men's Sprint Classic Cross-Country skiing gold medal, which is one of 6 golds Norway has won in that one sport. There are just two hockey golds awarded despite it being the biggest winter sport in the world. This is a great injustice.

More sports should have music like figure skating and gymnastics do. Ski jump should have walk about music like pro wrestling. Slopestyle and half pipe should have music. Short track speed skating should have the Benny Hill theme song playing on a loop.

This needs to be played on skates or with one gripping shoe and one sliding shoe like curlers wear.

A figure skater over 6 ft tall would dominate this dunk contest.

After watching so much of the Olympics, the scoring system for the dunk contest just seems preposterous.

My office has a fantasy Olympics pool and I’ve never been so locked on the Olympics. I’ve got a lot riding on this skiathlon final!

Two of the top competitors for Men’s Slopestyle in Olympics are B. Ruud and A. Hall and my kids are cracking up.

Ole Miss winning the college football playoff, keeping all of their coaches and players, and leaving Lane Kiffin / LSU in the lurch is by far the funniest ending to the college football season. So that is what we must root for.

If @Chilis had a special pepper that they used to make their own chili and they sold them frozen then you could buy Chili’s chilly chili chilis.

@schadjoe Eat one while the other is toasting. They come in packs of two for a reason.

Pop-Tarts are better

@asmilefixer @Misopogon Root beer

@Misopogon Should I buy 100 pints of milk? Beer doesn’t seem like a Mormon thing to do.

Should it really count as 5 turnovers when 2 are on the same play?

Why is TJ Guy defending a Hail Mary in the end zone?

@isaiahhole @trevormccue 128 team double elimination tournament with 8 teams relegated to D2. We need fewer FBS teams, not more.

@trevormccue It should be 150, even though there aren’t 150 FBS teams

Throughout the 90s we were like, "Can we just have 1 vs 2 so we know who the Champion is?" Then two teams was pretty succesful, so they said let's do four. And we were like, ok. Then they said what about 12? Um...I mean, 4 maybe 8? How about 28????

@PardonMyTake No one wanted to be Chris Paul?